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Manchester

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Patterns

May 8, 2020
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I’ve got this strange habit where in my idle moments I draw patterns with my eyes. Say for example there’s a point of light reflected on a car, then I see another, I’ll look from one point of light to the other (I’d probably find I have a flair for geometry). Back and forth between them and often there’ll be four points of light.

Right now, as I write this, it’s a sunny day and I can see out of my window to the nearby car park where it’s a haven for points of light (there’s several).

The problem is, people keep walking between the points which means if I make a pattern while they’re in between the points, they’ll instantly be vaporised.

It’s quite rude to vaporise somebody like that.

So I’m tempted to go out there and put lines of tape down so people know to stay clear. Of course, there’ll be a few rebels who are vaporised but if you ask me, it’s their own bluddy fault.

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heatherisaboynow:
We’ll be like a fight club except we just sit there making patterns with our eyes and the cawps will be like “what the fudd is going on here?” And we’ll vaporise him. Nobody will mess with us 💪
May 8, 2020
rubymoon:
I'm in!!
May 8, 2020

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