Was in Tesco earlier getting coffee and this woman with her kid turned up and they were alive...so I turned my head to look at them and I was alive. The woman looked back at me scowling as if to say what you lookin at, probably thought I was an Irish gangster on account of my peaky blinders esque hairdo, which is alive. So I continued with my happy happy life. It is what it is and what it is is a pie. Which is alive.