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For some reason I love these silly clipart images. Sometimes you can find really weird ones to use on band posters. Like this one. It was in the "medical" section. She's apparantly at the optometrist.

I have landed on your puny planet to devour your earthling children!!

1. My best friend has gone to Turkey. WaHHH! I miss her. We did have fun thrifting and eating thai food the other day, though. I found FIVE little dolls to add to my creepy doll collection. I was totally thrilled, doing a little dance in the aisle. I'll have to take a photo and post it. I <3 the Goodwill superstore...we saw an old lady shopping while dressed as a fairy and we saw a vibrator in the "value bin"...all in the span of five minutes. We were in fits of giggles.

2. I am totally exhasperated by a situation at work. We are located in an old storefront that backs up to an alley. Next door to us is a coffeeshop that also backs up to the alley. Many employees park back there behind the building. Across the alley is a backyard where some pitbulls live. There are two adults, two "teenagers" and a handful of little puppies. They have mites and they sleep on a filthy pile of carpet in the grass. Sometimes the two adult dogs get out of the fence, and they chase any people in the alley, barking and snarling. They have killed a neighbors cat (literally ripped it in two) and mauled two dogs. Their latest victim is the coffeeshop owner's dog. He is now recovering with a drain tube sewn in his side (for the pus) and staples in his noggin. We have called the cops...no response. We have called animal control repeatedly...no response. The older dogs are so vicious they probably would have to be euthanised, but the young ones could likely be rehabilitated. My heart just breaks when I think about it. I am gonna make a few more calls. I can't give up.

3. I dyed my hair again. Now it is less neopolitan ice cream and more pink and black. I'm thinking of going with another color in a few weeks...maybe blue??

4. I ran into an ex in the video store last night. Very. Awkward. We chit-chatted but all I could think about was: "Was his hair always that poofy? It looks terrible!" Really sweet fella, though. The hair doesn't make the man.

5. My boss is being super cool and closing the bar at 11 pm tonight so we can have a going away party for a co-worker. We get to run up a $300 tab... on the house!!!! Yipee! Time to go get ready.