Fuck it man, I'm bored.
Not that anyone gives a fuck. (Seriously, I don't so why should you?) But I felt like commenting on an issue that I deal with everyday. I work at a hotel. A run down fucking hotel whose owners think it can generate as much money as a Hampton or Holiday inn. No rest for the worshipers of the mighty dollar eh?
Anyway I've come to the conclusion that people at hotels are quite frankly the stupidest people on the planet. Even if you are normally intelligent, as soon as you step into a hotel your brain checks out. Must be something in the lobby water fountain. the most common question asked, "Yall sell rooms here?" Yeah... "Yall" That's not what gets me though. Do we sell rooms here? Are you fucking kididng me? I always want to say, "I don't know Jethro, does this look like a hotel or a gas station?"
Second most annoying question, "Are the rooms nice?" I find myself looking up into the back of my eyesockets thinking why me? Gods, why me? Did I piss you guys off? What? Tell me so I can sacrifice something and appease you. But before I attempt to drown myself by pissing myself I figure I should answer but... What does this guy think I'm going to say? "No sir our rooms are possibly the worst hotel rooms in any third world country. In fact our rooms are so filthy that we don't even have cockroaches. Cockroaches have higher standards than that..." Is that what he expects? It's true but fuck me man... My job is to sell rooms, does this guy really think he's going to get the truth? Or even an unbiased lie?
Humans are stupid, plain and simple.
Kill your children please... Adopt a cat instead.
My new campaign for the world, "Cats not kids."
-H
Not that anyone gives a fuck. (Seriously, I don't so why should you?) But I felt like commenting on an issue that I deal with everyday. I work at a hotel. A run down fucking hotel whose owners think it can generate as much money as a Hampton or Holiday inn. No rest for the worshipers of the mighty dollar eh?
Anyway I've come to the conclusion that people at hotels are quite frankly the stupidest people on the planet. Even if you are normally intelligent, as soon as you step into a hotel your brain checks out. Must be something in the lobby water fountain. the most common question asked, "Yall sell rooms here?" Yeah... "Yall" That's not what gets me though. Do we sell rooms here? Are you fucking kididng me? I always want to say, "I don't know Jethro, does this look like a hotel or a gas station?"
Second most annoying question, "Are the rooms nice?" I find myself looking up into the back of my eyesockets thinking why me? Gods, why me? Did I piss you guys off? What? Tell me so I can sacrifice something and appease you. But before I attempt to drown myself by pissing myself I figure I should answer but... What does this guy think I'm going to say? "No sir our rooms are possibly the worst hotel rooms in any third world country. In fact our rooms are so filthy that we don't even have cockroaches. Cockroaches have higher standards than that..." Is that what he expects? It's true but fuck me man... My job is to sell rooms, does this guy really think he's going to get the truth? Or even an unbiased lie?
Humans are stupid, plain and simple.
Kill your children please... Adopt a cat instead.
My new campaign for the world, "Cats not kids."
-H
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At one point he got a cat stuck up his ass, I asked what the fuck are you doing?!
He said, "Well how else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?"