Well, the lunar eclipse happened last night. Hope everyone enjoyed it.
'Cause now you're all slaves of the evil aliens from GammaTron-9. They used the lunar eclipse to mask their invasion.
While we slept, they crept into our houses and injected their mind-control worms into our brains.
But they didn't get me! I stayed up ALL night and waited for them to show up, a can full of whoop ass in one hand and a chainsaw in the other. They knew I would've kicked their asses (they have x-ray cameras, after all), so they stayed away.
But don't worry. I'm working on getting a rag tag team of adventurers together. We'll liberate you from the GammaTronians.
All I need to complete the team is a wisecrackin', street-smart black guy and a handicapped computer whiz.
'Cause now you're all slaves of the evil aliens from GammaTron-9. They used the lunar eclipse to mask their invasion.
While we slept, they crept into our houses and injected their mind-control worms into our brains.
But they didn't get me! I stayed up ALL night and waited for them to show up, a can full of whoop ass in one hand and a chainsaw in the other. They knew I would've kicked their asses (they have x-ray cameras, after all), so they stayed away.
But don't worry. I'm working on getting a rag tag team of adventurers together. We'll liberate you from the GammaTronians.
All I need to complete the team is a wisecrackin', street-smart black guy and a handicapped computer whiz.
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bryn:
can i be the cute chick with the bad hair and never-changing outfit who has an unspoken thing with the hero? i stayed up too 
never sleep when aliens are on the loose. besides... i wanted to try out MY can of whoopass. too bad i never got a chance 
never sleep when aliens are on the loose. besides... i wanted to try out MY can of whoopass. too bad i never got a chance 
hastwothumbs:
Yes, captain!
