I'm not a drinker, so I've got kind of a lame question.
What goes really well with rum? I'm one of those sissies who can't take straight alcohol, so I'm looking for something to mix it.
I don't actually have the rum yet, so any suggestions as to which kind/brand to get would be appreciated. I'd like to get Captain Morgan, just because I'm a...
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What goes really well with rum? I'm one of those sissies who can't take straight alcohol, so I'm looking for something to mix it.
I don't actually have the rum yet, so any suggestions as to which kind/brand to get would be appreciated. I'd like to get Captain Morgan, just because I'm a...
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Um...
So...
How's it going? Fought any good robots lately?
Er, good as in "hard to defeat because they're excellent fighters." Not good as in "programmed to like puppies and flowers."
So...
How's it going? Fought any good robots lately?
Er, good as in "hard to defeat because they're excellent fighters." Not good as in "programmed to like puppies and flowers."
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alisa:
for joining my cartoon group. sorry it's so late.
for joining my cartoon group. sorry it's so late.
calvinbrookfield:
My fight so far. (http://antiherocomics.com/images/badbotbattle.jpg)
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The death motif continues here at Revenge of Strange and Crappy Short Story Bonanza. I've got some serious issues.
I Know Why The Sitcom Stars Cry
"Hey, Jacques, want to hear a joke?" asked Brandon Middleman.
"Sure," Jacques replied.
"Okay, why did the ancient Greek athletes compete in the nude?"
"Um, I don't know. Why?"
"Because they believed that the gods often gave people...
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I Know Why The Sitcom Stars Cry
"Hey, Jacques, want to hear a joke?" asked Brandon Middleman.
"Sure," Jacques replied.
"Okay, why did the ancient Greek athletes compete in the nude?"
"Um, I don't know. Why?"
"Because they believed that the gods often gave people...
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poopoohead:
Ah no, these DVDs of mine are not even close to AMC quality. These are "Vintage Movie Classics" VMC! 
BUt I can safely report that the Corman movies are every bit as bad as you'd expect.
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BUt I can safely report that the Corman movies are every bit as bad as you'd expect.
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clara:
i would love to have a robot body. do you think insurance will cover that?
I know I said I would only spend an hour on each story, but today's installment of Revenge of Strange and Crappy Short Story Bonanza took two and a half. Judging by the length (and quality, probably 
) of it, it shows.
To be fair, a lot of that time was spent being distracted by a Rainer Maria dvd I just bought. Oh, man, I...
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) of it, it shows.
To be fair, a lot of that time was spent being distracted by a Rainer Maria dvd I just bought. Oh, man, I...
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I've been watching reruns of The Twilight Zone way too much lately, as you can tell from this installment of Revenge of Strange and Crappy Short Story Bonanza. You can see the ending coming from a mile away.
I suck.
JFK Saves The Day
"There's nothing here but sand," whined Crass Masterson.
"I coulda swore there were ghosts here, Crass," Killroy Peterson said. "Honest,...
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I suck.
JFK Saves The Day
"There's nothing here but sand," whined Crass Masterson.
"I coulda swore there were ghosts here, Crass," Killroy Peterson said. "Honest,...
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clara:
Back cover, then. Sheesh!
tinfoilhalo:
Not bad . Sure there weren't any cloned dictators or anything , but pretty decent . 
I don't understand where JFK comes into it though???
P.S. Not ALL midgets are deadly . Some have even been domesticated and trained to live in our society . I still wouldn't trust them any further than I could throw them . Of course I could probably throw them a pretty good distance as they are so tiny .
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I don't understand where JFK comes into it though???
P.S. Not ALL midgets are deadly . Some have even been domesticated and trained to live in our society . I still wouldn't trust them any further than I could throw them . Of course I could probably throw them a pretty good distance as they are so tiny .
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This third part of Revenge of Strange and Crappy Short Story Bonanza puts emphasis on the Crappy.
Between a Rock and a Star
In between two cardboard boxes stood The Nick Vega. The box on his right contained all his earthly possessions: one pair blue jeans, eight black t-shirts, four pair white socks, his high school geometry textbook, and a broken watch. The box...
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Between a Rock and a Star
In between two cardboard boxes stood The Nick Vega. The box on his right contained all his earthly possessions: one pair blue jeans, eight black t-shirts, four pair white socks, his high school geometry textbook, and a broken watch. The box...
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clara:
I'm very confused, but thinking of changing my name to "The Clara."
tinfoilhalo:
Who would win in a fight between a Hitler clone and a Stalin clone ? I don't know , but I'll bet the pay per view would make more money than Wrestlemania ever did . 
Thanks for the birthday Tenacious D , by the way.
Thanks for the birthday Tenacious D , by the way.
Revenge of Strange and Crappy Short Story Bonanza continues!
Confederate Money
Greg Felp's nose began to bleed. He was used to the nosebleeds by now, having long ago accepted them as just part and parcel of his theoretical brain aneurysm. Wiping his face clean with his sleeve, Greg ducked into the nearest bar without breaking stride. No one took notice of him as he headed...
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Confederate Money
Greg Felp's nose began to bleed. He was used to the nosebleeds by now, having long ago accepted them as just part and parcel of his theoretical brain aneurysm. Wiping his face clean with his sleeve, Greg ducked into the nearest bar without breaking stride. No one took notice of him as he headed...
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sneakypie:
can we get married?
..just to warn you, in about six years i'll probably leave you for a chick.
but until then, we could have TOTALLY raucous sex! and maybe even breed! think how powerful our offspring could be! i just hope you're not REALLY a superhero, because then my womb would prolly not be able to receive your seed.
..just to warn you, in about six years i'll probably leave you for a chick.
but until then, we could have TOTALLY raucous sex! and maybe even breed! think how powerful our offspring could be! i just hope you're not REALLY a superhero, because then my womb would prolly not be able to receive your seed.
Since nothing new or exciting is going on, I've got the urge to bring back Strange and Crappy Short Story Bonanza. For those of you just joining us, Strange and Crappy Short Story Bonanza is where I spend an hour (in this case, let's make it the 9-10 PM Pacific hour) doing a free form short story. No editing, no predestination (predestination? what?). Just whatever...
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clara:
That was enjoyable. Do it again.
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clara:
You should really only give your credit card to me. Everyone else is out to get you.
gasmaskboy:
Nah sorry, I didn't dress up like an elf.
But I'm close enough to begin with.
8 D
But I'm close enough to begin with.
8 D
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velocity:
That cartoon is awesome.
sneakypie:
i HEART tony millionaire. i am making my own sock monkey! 
More proof that I'm a big, dorky geek of a nerd.
Usually at work there are two kennel attendants to take care of stuff. But today, for some reason, I was scheduled to be there by myself for about four hours.
This meant that any time I left the kennel, I had to take a walkie-talkie along with me in case the front desk needed...
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Usually at work there are two kennel attendants to take care of stuff. But today, for some reason, I was scheduled to be there by myself for about four hours.
This meant that any time I left the kennel, I had to take a walkie-talkie along with me in case the front desk needed...
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opahl:
Stopped talking to you? Don't take it so personally, I stopped talking to everyone. 
clara:
Or if they have stolen my identity they've been paying the bills.
What? It could happen.
What? It could happen.
hastwothumbs:
My dogs.
Pineapple juice, light run and dark rum. Drink out of a wooden leg or ceramic tiki head. Call yourself "Hasbro, the playful pirate" and have people stare at you relentlessly.