Last night, I had a dream where a guy who works in my favorite comic shop, DebraJean Danger, and I were in the army.
It started as I was in line behind this two burly, army-stereotype guys. We were lined up on the stairs in my house. The drill sergeant, played by my 11th grade Spanish teacher, ordered us to do sit-ups. So we all...
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It started as I was in line behind this two burly, army-stereotype guys. We were lined up on the stairs in my house. The drill sergeant, played by my 11th grade Spanish teacher, ordered us to do sit-ups. So we all...
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gasmaskboy:
man that dream rocked.... I wish my dreams were so cool.... I almost never dream.... I go long amounts of time with no dreams and then BAM I have like 5-8 in one night...... it's crazy.... and they're all detailed..... but unless it's that it's usualy a short one that's just imagery with no sound.... like one was the town I hung out in, but it looked abandoned.... and then there were like.... Sirens.... you know.... like those ladies that charm sailors or something with their pretty singing voices.... only they were like twisted and evil.... and the whole town was filled with them and no one else.... these women with long black hair... white cracked faces... and faded blue white eyes.... I woke up... and was sad that I had woken up...
gasmaskboy:
yeah I thought it was weird cuz I read yer dream, and then was like wow what a cool dream then I went to bed and had that awesome weird, video game cartoon dream.
Right now, I'm listening to the world's shittiest ska band.
They're these guys that live across the street from me. They've been doing this for about three years now and I've never taken the time to find out the name of the band, how popular/unpopular they are, or who's in the band. I like to picture them as retarded 40-year-olds. Complete with beer bellies and...
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They're these guys that live across the street from me. They've been doing this for about three years now and I've never taken the time to find out the name of the band, how popular/unpopular they are, or who's in the band. I like to picture them as retarded 40-year-olds. Complete with beer bellies and...
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frankie18:
hahaha. theres a guy who lives behind me (we share the same back wall) and he plays the drums. well twice a week or so his band guys all come over and they rock out. luckily for me there good. and they have awsome taste. besides their songs they play weezer (pinkerton cd), bush, the rollingstones, and oasis songs all the time. and there really really good. so ill turn off my stereo and sing along to their songs. unfortunatly ive never even seen there faces. just heard there voices. and this has been going on for over 3 years
cereal_killer:
Did you finish your Hail Buscemis before you listened to this ska band? If not I will consider that your punishment.
You are free to go now... class dismissed.
You are free to go now... class dismissed.
Dear God,
I'm very unhappy with the current level of quality being shown on "The Sopranos." Please make sure that, when Steve Buscemi joins the cast next season, the quality level once again reaches the heights of the first season.
Because Steve Buscemi is wicked awesome.
Sincerely,
Roy Royson, Esq.
I'm very unhappy with the current level of quality being shown on "The Sopranos." Please make sure that, when Steve Buscemi joins the cast next season, the quality level once again reaches the heights of the first season.
Because Steve Buscemi is wicked awesome.
Sincerely,
Roy Royson, Esq.
cereal_killer:
I think you addressed your letter wrong... because Steve Buscemi IS God!
and since he is God then there is no doubt that the next season of The Sopranos will rock.
Problem solved.
and since he is God then there is no doubt that the next season of The Sopranos will rock.
Problem solved.
clara:
I 
Steve Buscemi!
Steve Buscemi!I've decided to paint my front door to look like a window.
That way, I can shoot anyone who comes in. 'Cause they must be a thief.
Normal people don't come in through windows.
That way, I can shoot anyone who comes in. 'Cause they must be a thief.
Normal people don't come in through windows.
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tinfoilhalo:
I can't seem to get my Time/Space warping device to work properly . Every time I try to test it on my feeble minded monkey neighbors , they wind up inside out and all over the place just like in "The Fly" . 
I guess if you wanna go see House Of 1000 Corpses you'll have to use your jet pack . Sorry , I know the price of jet pack fuel is a bitch these days .
P.S. You've been busted!!!! Cherry has caught on to your little scheme .
[Edited on Apr 15, 2003]
I guess if you wanna go see House Of 1000 Corpses you'll have to use your jet pack . Sorry , I know the price of jet pack fuel is a bitch these days .
P.S. You've been busted!!!! Cherry has caught on to your little scheme .
[Edited on Apr 15, 2003]
tinfoilhalo:
So YOU'RE the one who killed Undergrad....I'll give you points just for that !!! He was always spouting off some B.S. about creating a race of super -intelligent ninja monkey cyborgs as a means to overthrow the planet . Idiot!!!! Everybody knows that the only super intelligent ninja monkey cyborg is ME!!!! 
I was trying to take him down for years . I even tried lawyers and a copyright infringement suit . Kudo's for the building dropping , that was a nice touch .
Well , I've got a coupon for a free overhaul at "Jet Packs and Stuff" if you want to use it . Awwww...crap . The Chimp Signal is going off . I gotta go deal out some tough monkey justice to the forces of bad . Catch ya' later .
I was trying to take him down for years . I even tried lawyers and a copyright infringement suit . Kudo's for the building dropping , that was a nice touch .
Well , I've got a coupon for a free overhaul at "Jet Packs and Stuff" if you want to use it . Awwww...crap . The Chimp Signal is going off . I gotta go deal out some tough monkey justice to the forces of bad . Catch ya' later .
What a horrible pun...
It occured to me that I haven't written any bad poetry in my journal. So I figured it was about time to do so.
Then I remembered that I have, in fact, written a poem before. So I'll just copy and paste it, instead of writing a new one (since I'm a lazy bastard).
"Butt"
A stupid journal entry
Is being read by you.
It's...
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Then I remembered that I have, in fact, written a poem before. So I'll just copy and paste it, instead of writing a new one (since I'm a lazy bastard).
"Butt"
A stupid journal entry
Is being read by you.
It's...
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bryn:
and yes, i think lotus is the girl for you!
and yes, i think lotus is the girl for you!
bryn:
well, im changing my journal, but i still want to know: who was your fav TMNT and why?
My good buddy DefunctJunk has it pretty bad right now.
He recently got an infection in his wiener, which caused his pee-hole to shrink to the size of a pencil tip.
So, earlier this morning, he had a catheter inserted into his peen. And it hurts a lot. He has Vicodin, but won't take them because they contipate him. So he's in a lot of...
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He recently got an infection in his wiener, which caused his pee-hole to shrink to the size of a pencil tip.
So, earlier this morning, he had a catheter inserted into his peen. And it hurts a lot. He has Vicodin, but won't take them because they contipate him. So he's in a lot of...
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gasmaskboy:
Yeha I saw that dexter's lab...
and no I didn't do everything in Zelda that would take forever... I just played the game straight through....
I normaly just play a game and then do all the extra stuff after...
and no I didn't do everything in Zelda that would take forever... I just played the game straight through....
I normaly just play a game and then do all the extra stuff after...
This day in history:
1242 - Alexander Nevsky of Novgorod defeats Teutonic Knights
1531 - Richard Roose was boiled to death for trying to poison an archbishop
1614 - 2nd parliment of King James I begin session (no enactments)
1614 - Indian princess Pocahontas marries English colonist John Rolfe
1621 - Mayflower sails from Plymouth on a return trip to England
1649 - John Winthrop,...
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1242 - Alexander Nevsky of Novgorod defeats Teutonic Knights
1531 - Richard Roose was boiled to death for trying to poison an archbishop
1614 - 2nd parliment of King James I begin session (no enactments)
1614 - Indian princess Pocahontas marries English colonist John Rolfe
1621 - Mayflower sails from Plymouth on a return trip to England
1649 - John Winthrop,...
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gasmaskboy:
Off the top rope... BRUTHAH! Yeeeeah....
dude, randy savage makes me smile... no matter what...
when he talks I smile.... ever see the spaceghost where rnady does the voice of his grandpa?
dude, randy savage makes me smile... no matter what...
when he talks I smile.... ever see the spaceghost where rnady does the voice of his grandpa?
bryn:
jeebus, thats a lot of history. i feel much smarter now, thank you!
Hmmm... with the addition of Lotus, all my favorite girls have names that begin with "L."
And that, as they say, is that.
!
And that, as they say, is that.
!My real name is Pablo McGiovanni-Chang.
Hooray for MEEEEEEE!
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Hooray for MEEEEEEE!
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tinfoilhalo:
I'm gonna have to agree with Clara on this one 
But HOORAY anyway!!!!
But HOORAY anyway!!!!
bryn:
yay yay yay for you!!!!
yeah. id rather be eating pizza and playing nintendo in the woods too. much more comfy than the whole chained to a chair thing. i like poking buttons, which results in muscular turtles kicking ass or spandexed midgets stabbing all things non-spandexed or trapping ghosts in burp bubbles or monotonously fitting blocks together. tis a beautiful thing.
yeah. id rather be eating pizza and playing nintendo in the woods too. much more comfy than the whole chained to a chair thing. i like poking buttons, which results in muscular turtles kicking ass or spandexed midgets stabbing all things non-spandexed or trapping ghosts in burp bubbles or monotonously fitting blocks together. tis a beautiful thing.
My favorite comment that I've ever left in someone's journal is this one:
"All your examples about why friends are better than family seem to involve activites that are generally associated with hoodlums, delinquents, and various other no-goodniks of the criminal sort.
You might want to consider joining a local youth group. Preferably one that will expose you to more wholesome pastimes, such as swimming,...
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"All your examples about why friends are better than family seem to involve activites that are generally associated with hoodlums, delinquents, and various other no-goodniks of the criminal sort.
You might want to consider joining a local youth group. Preferably one that will expose you to more wholesome pastimes, such as swimming,...
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bryn:
hewey sucks. pac man is sexy. so round....
thanks for the comic tip. methinks i shall check it out.
i would have written you back. in depth. about small, furry animals and blind children. poo on that commie bastard.
thanks for the comic tip. methinks i shall check it out.
i would have written you back. in depth. about small, furry animals and blind children. poo on that commie bastard.
gasmaskboy:
lol you rule so bad...
Best quote ever from a super-hero goes to Batman:
"If that giant jellyfish is as hard to defeat as a regular jellyfish, we're in trouble!"
Watch it!
!
"If that giant jellyfish is as hard to defeat as a regular jellyfish, we're in trouble!"
Watch it!
!
clara:
Hehehehe! Please keep these coming.