Well, the lunar eclipse happened last night. Hope everyone enjoyed it.
'Cause now you're all slaves of the evil aliens from GammaTron-9. They used the lunar eclipse to mask their invasion.
While we slept, they crept into our houses and injected their mind-control worms into our brains.
But they didn't get me! I stayed up ALL night and waited for them to show up, a...
Read More
'Cause now you're all slaves of the evil aliens from GammaTron-9. They used the lunar eclipse to mask their invasion.
While we slept, they crept into our houses and injected their mind-control worms into our brains.
But they didn't get me! I stayed up ALL night and waited for them to show up, a...
Read More
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
bryn:
can i be the cute chick with the bad hair and never-changing outfit who has an unspoken thing with the hero? i stayed up too 
never sleep when aliens are on the loose. besides... i wanted to try out MY can of whoopass. too bad i never got a chance 
never sleep when aliens are on the loose. besides... i wanted to try out MY can of whoopass. too bad i never got a chance 
hastwothumbs:
Yes, captain!
DUDE!
The 40-year-old showed another video tonight. This one played an actual show tune and consisted of him standing in a corner while his acting teacher stood in another corner. Then he started hopping back and forth, from one foot to the other. The acting teacher started tap dancing. Then, as the music hit the climax, they threw a ton of torn up paper into...
Read More
The 40-year-old showed another video tonight. This one played an actual show tune and consisted of him standing in a corner while his acting teacher stood in another corner. Then he started hopping back and forth, from one foot to the other. The acting teacher started tap dancing. Then, as the music hit the climax, they threw a ton of torn up paper into...
Read More
VIEW 12 of 12 COMMENTS
cereal_killer:
your words in my journal have reminded me there are far better things than recognition for sets... namely hot naked girls 2 feet from me playing in finger paint... what a wonderful world this is... and just think, they want me to help with their next set too... woohoo!
onefoolishline:
and when you do, can i see it?
Tell me the meaning of life in twenty-six words or less.
Ready?
Set?
GO!
Ready?
Set?
GO!
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
gasmaskboy:
The meaning of life is to enjoy yourself.
bryn:
i can do it in 1: procreation.
thats it.
thats it.
Monday was so awesome. In one of my English classes, we got to watch a fifteen minute video presentation a student made. It consisted of two performances where he, a 5'4" bald 40-year-old man, pranced around in a black unitard while giving the most dramatic reading ever... of show tune lyrics. Not singing. Reading.
The reading also included him acting out a few of the...
Read More
The reading also included him acting out a few of the...
Read More
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
gasmaskboy:
Just as every cop is a cirminal....
and all the sinners saints....
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name...
8 )
and all the sinners saints....
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name...
8 )
bryn:
must...check...out...Rutles... hey. if george liked it, it must be good. glad i gave youa starting point. its hard to check things out when you dont know where to begin.
methinks that Phillyheads are moving out there for A]everyone ive seen around here sucks [except a select few] and everyone out there is pretty B]
eastcoast. ew! dirty NYC and crackhead Philly. boo to damn crackheads.
chasing girls is a nonprofit occupation. being smart is better. whyim not becoming a baefoot and pregnant gold digger, but am taking my time to get an edubication. ha! go me!
[Edited on May 10, 2003]
methinks that Phillyheads are moving out there for A]everyone ive seen around here sucks [except a select few] and everyone out there is pretty B]
eastcoast. ew! dirty NYC and crackhead Philly. boo to damn crackheads.
chasing girls is a nonprofit occupation. being smart is better. whyim not becoming a baefoot and pregnant gold digger, but am taking my time to get an edubication. ha! go me!
[Edited on May 10, 2003]
Well, it's about that time of year again: New glasses time!
I'm thinking about getting Harry Potter glasses. It would funny, at least. Besides that, my current glasses aren't too far away from that type of design. They're like a retarded second cousin.
Plus, I have a weird looking, John Lennon-ish nose. So they might work, without being too stupid.
I'm thinking about getting Harry Potter glasses. It would funny, at least. Besides that, my current glasses aren't too far away from that type of design. They're like a retarded second cousin.
Plus, I have a weird looking, John Lennon-ish nose. So they might work, without being too stupid.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
cereal_killer:
I tried the chainsaw idea... we now have a very drafty drivers side door... oops
new glasses are great fun! I usually don't have a specific time of year to buy them, but i love getting new ones... well, once i find the pair i like... which usually can take 3 days of looking.
Yeah, I suppose getting new glasses might be a good idea. The guy who manages the Lens Crafters here looks like a big goon... maybe he is our local enforcer. Be assured of one thing... when they come for you they will certainly break your glasses! Forcing you to get a new pair!
[Edited on May 06, 2003]
new glasses are great fun! I usually don't have a specific time of year to buy them, but i love getting new ones... well, once i find the pair i like... which usually can take 3 days of looking.
Yeah, I suppose getting new glasses might be a good idea. The guy who manages the Lens Crafters here looks like a big goon... maybe he is our local enforcer. Be assured of one thing... when they come for you they will certainly break your glasses! Forcing you to get a new pair!
[Edited on May 06, 2003]
melissa2:
thumbs up
...whoa.
I go to Vegas for two days and when I come back, there's a bunch of new stuff on the site. Man, oh, man.
Vegas was fun. For a first trip, it was near excellent.
I spent the entire time gambling, walking, or eating pizza (it was four out of my five meals, baby!).
No booze or boobs for me.
But I managed to...
Read More
I go to Vegas for two days and when I come back, there's a bunch of new stuff on the site. Man, oh, man.
Vegas was fun. For a first trip, it was near excellent.
I spent the entire time gambling, walking, or eating pizza (it was four out of my five meals, baby!).
No booze or boobs for me.
But I managed to...
Read More
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
clara:
You don't recognize Daisy Duke?!? 
tinfoilhalo:
Whenever I went to Vegas or Reno I always either broke even or LOST money . Your Turtle must have special mystical powers . Guard it well .
...whoa.
I come home from school to find my account has expired. Jeez, has it been a year already?
Stupid time, all flying and stuff!
I come home from school to find my account has expired. Jeez, has it been a year already?
Stupid time, all flying and stuff!
opahl:
It always makes me smile to see my picture in someone's favorites!
"Super-villian by day. Creepy comic nerd by night."
You sound like my kind of guy.
"Super-villian by day. Creepy comic nerd by night."
You sound like my kind of guy.
cereal_killer:
actually the pretty smell coming off of me is from rubbing up against my girl... in truth i stink!
Want to do something nice for me?
After spending the last few days writing not one but TWO essays analyzing various crap themes in several various crap books, I'm tapped out, creatively and... otheringly.
Now I just want to read stuff that don't learn me nothing.
So write something cool. Like a short story. Or a poem. Or poems.
They can be about anything.
But...
Read More
After spending the last few days writing not one but TWO essays analyzing various crap themes in several various crap books, I'm tapped out, creatively and... otheringly.
Now I just want to read stuff that don't learn me nothing.
So write something cool. Like a short story. Or a poem. Or poems.
They can be about anything.
But...
Read More
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
clara:
When I first moved out of my mother's house I was living in a group house with a bunch of boys. I was working full-time at an office job and decided to go back to school. So my schedule was work Monday through Friday from 8:30-5:00 and school Monday through Thursday from 6:00-11:00. I was exhausted all the time and hated coming home to messy boy-kitchen. I started going to my grannie's house between work and school so I could eat dinner there. She was a horrible cook and made some really unappetizing stuff, but I didn't have to make it and she was happy to see me. One night I walked in and she tried to feed me a squirrel. A fucking squirrel! The thing is, I probably would have tried it, but it still looked like a squirrel sitting there in the skillet.
*edited to add: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!*
[Edited on Apr 29, 2003]
*edited to add: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!*
[Edited on Apr 29, 2003]
kidnothing:
here's a poem in which you will lear nothing but how terrible my writing is:
title: I'm Living as Me, Now Go Away and Watch TV-
routines, rotated daily,
idiosyncratic as they are.
think about work, family, girl
and perhaps even car.
tinker with this to make it do that-
everyday it's the same.
minding other people's lives and worlds-
we've gotten good at this game.
sickness of the routine is so common
it's scary.
need for the routine is so unseen
although, it varies.
this man i see is sick of sitting still.
ready for nothing, but dreams to fufill.
selfishly changing his own paths because
he knows it's his right.
born to lose, live to win...
living fast and bursting with sin.
smile from ear to ear, he's a wreckless man.
living from fear to fear,
comforts this life's artisan.
worry not for this man, worry not for him at all.
building this strength and tolerance, standing tall-
helping each day make him strong.
strong enough to NEVER fall...
title: I'm Living as Me, Now Go Away and Watch TV-
routines, rotated daily,
idiosyncratic as they are.
think about work, family, girl
and perhaps even car.
tinker with this to make it do that-
everyday it's the same.
minding other people's lives and worlds-
we've gotten good at this game.
sickness of the routine is so common
it's scary.
need for the routine is so unseen
although, it varies.
this man i see is sick of sitting still.
ready for nothing, but dreams to fufill.
selfishly changing his own paths because
he knows it's his right.
born to lose, live to win...
living fast and bursting with sin.
smile from ear to ear, he's a wreckless man.
living from fear to fear,
comforts this life's artisan.
worry not for this man, worry not for him at all.
building this strength and tolerance, standing tall-
helping each day make him strong.
strong enough to NEVER fall...
Give me a hammer and I'll build you a house.
Give me a brick and I'll knock that house down.
Do the fist fight boogie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Give me a brick and I'll knock that house down.
Do the fist fight boogie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
cereal_killer:
can I just start by saying... "what the fuck!?"
clara:
Ha! I thought only my mom and I said that. 
Ugh... Wanted to write a new entry, but have nothing to talk about. Things are just plodding along in neutral lately. So I'm just going to fill it with some comments I've made in other people's journals.
From TinfoilHalo's, re: jetpacks.
"No jet pack for me, I'm afraid. Mine was damaged in a battle against Doctor Sky Destroyer. See, it all started when I,...
Read More
From TinfoilHalo's, re: jetpacks.
"No jet pack for me, I'm afraid. Mine was damaged in a battle against Doctor Sky Destroyer. See, it all started when I,...
Read More
chrono01:
Yeah, the "Essentials" are sweet. I have (or had...can't find them on my shelf at the moment...someone must have borrowed them...) The "Spiderman" Essentials from the Romita era...Man, those are great.
I acutally kinda like seeing them in just black and white. (at least the Romita stuff) sometimes the old fashioned coloring annoys me. Sometimes it looks good, in a real nostalgia way, other times the separations are WAY off, or someones skin is the same color as their shirt or something.
I have (or had...can't find them on my shelf at the moment...someone must have borrowed them...) The "Spiderman" Essentials from the Romita era...Man, those are great.
I acutally kinda like seeing them in just black and white. (at least the Romita stuff) sometimes the old fashioned coloring annoys me. Sometimes it looks good, in a real nostalgia way, other times the separations are WAY off, or someones skin is the same color as their shirt or something.
Barnes and Noble recently came out with these softcover Marvel Masterworks books. There's six of them, one for Daredevil, Spider-Man, the Fantastic Four, Hulk, Silver Surfer, and X-Men. Each one contains the first 11 issues of that title. And they're only $13, which is pretty sweet considering they were originally released in hardcover format and cost $50 (although, I've seen them for as "cheap" as...
Read More
Read More
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
kidnothing:
nice picture, holmes. you look like you'd be a super villian if you had the time and money...
*chants jealousy in mob fashion* i want the X-men book...
by the way, Affleck smoked major pole as Daredevil... but i don't quite disagree with Garner's lack luster performance. you can't blame her for sucking in the movie because if the lead sucks... the rest of the flick will follow.
*chants jealousy in mob fashion* i want the X-men book...
by the way, Affleck smoked major pole as Daredevil... but i don't quite disagree with Garner's lack luster performance. you can't blame her for sucking in the movie because if the lead sucks... the rest of the flick will follow.
bryn:
ye-ha!
Want to hear the greatest rap song ever? Okay. Want to hear the greatest rap song about Boba Fett ever? Well, you're in luck! They just happen to be one in the same! Check out MC Chris' Fett's 'Vette.
And here are the lyrics.
And here are the lyrics.
dg:
Dear god those bananas scare my ass
dg:
seriously... they freak me out. Dancing bananas in pjyamas are not a good thing. Their faces are manic... like some psychadelic drug trip gone bad.
Shake my hand but please make sure you aren't wearing a banana costume
Shake my hand but please make sure you aren't wearing a banana costume