hasselhoff

You know nothing to me is as relaxing as stepping out of an overly air conditioned corporate shit hole and takeing a short walk a blazeingly hot asphalt parking lot. It just bakes the hell out of you like standing with your face over the oven. Nice.

Of course my office is cold as shit. I some times have to breath on my hands so my fingers wont cramp up. I could swear one day i could see my breath. I think they keep it on polar so that the over weight suits will feel comfortable in a full shirt, tie and jacket. Fuckers.