This 17 minute short movie explains why I NEVER open personal e-mail at the office... 
Farm Sluts
"Farm Sluts is a hilarious dark comedy of a man's journey upon opening that one unfortunate e-mail leading to a neverending cascade of pop-up windows and scantily clad women.
Farm Sluts contains partial nudity, language and untimely random acts of perversion."
but yeah, I told him what I thought and how I felt. and I feel good. I missed seeing you today, but I was in the back crying a lot. so there you go.
Last week at Compucentre, I knew you wanted to hug, I even saw the expectation in your smile; but I had a bottle in my hand, and there were other people you know in the room, and I'm so much older... (yeah, I know, sad eh?) ... so now I know I owe you a great big hug!
Redeem it at any time, any where, no exceptions, restrictions, or expectations on my part!
I thought you said today was a good day, it trust it got better later on.