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surreal This 17 minute short movie explains why I NEVER open personal e-mail at the office... wink

Farm Sluts

"Farm Sluts is a hilarious dark comedy of a man's journey upon opening that one unfortunate e-mail leading to a neverending cascade of pop-up windows and scantily clad women.

Farm Sluts contains partial nudity, language and untimely random acts of perversion.
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lotus:
haha, Accually farm sluts is really really good.
but yeah, I told him what I thought and how I felt. and I feel good. I missed seeing you today, but I was in the back crying a lot. so there you go.
harryjohnson:
Sigh, come over and let me know! I have a big shoulder to cry on, and I give great hug... smile

Last week at Compucentre, I knew you wanted to hug, I even saw the expectation in your smile; but I had a bottle in my hand, and there were other people you know in the room, and I'm so much older... (yeah, I know, sad eh?) ... so now I know I owe you a great big hug!

Redeem it at any time, any where, no exceptions, restrictions, or expectations on my part! wink

I thought you said today was a good day, it trust it got better later on.
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smile A slow day at the zoo here, I woke up at half past noon on my last day off this week. (Yawn!)

Weirdly enough I was cooking food until 3:30 am last night! When you buy freshly packaged meats, you HAVE TO cook them right away, or freeze them. Some people say frozen foods taste the same, but I swear I can tell the difference...
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smile A slow day at the zoo here, I woke up at half past noon on my last day off this week. (Yawn!)

Weirdly enough I was cooking food until 3:30 am last night! When you buy freshly packaged meats, you HAVE TO cook them right away, or freeze them. Some people say frozen foods taste the same, but I swear I can tell the difference...
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Not much happening here in my life these days, I just have this compulsion to put down some digital ink... surreal
rin:
i know exactly how you feel.
rin:
warcraft 3 rules!
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Krispy Kreme is just opening up it's first shop in the province across the parking lot from where I work!

OH, THE HORROR! eeek

Could this be the end of my semi successful Atkins Low Carb lifestyle? I picked up two dozen of the melt-in-your-mouth tasty toruses (torii?) with a free introductory coupon.

As I speak (err, write) this message at 3 am, there are still...
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rin:
well, thank yousmile
lotus:
yeah, I'll get him on here eventually. Just like yoU! I wear people down slowly...
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Just a day off full of contemplation...

So, my friend with the heart problems back in Saskatoon doesn't want me to come out and see him - but if his other friend in Calgary (who is also my best friend out here) can come down and see him... frown My Calgary friend was as speachless about this as I was!

I had a "difference of opinion"...
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lotus:
yeah, the link doesn't work

that sucks about your friend, meds serisouly do messed things to people. Did you see how crazy that guy got on survivor when he fell in the fire and had to be flown out?
yeah, crazy.
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Waiting to see if we drive my BMW to Saskatoon Wednesday to see my ailing friend. It sucks because its already 11pm Tuesday night.

Compared to a having a Heart Attack, my problems don't rate though...
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lotus:
funny guy tongue

[Edited on Mar 24, 2004 6:53PM]
lotus:
haha, you're such a dork, and yes, I studied the rules in a litterature class tongue
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Thanks for all the encouragement! Kind words from beautiful women always makes my day! smile

I'm already working out, but it will take more than the return of my 6 pack abs to get me into a photo shoot! blush

I'm not sure what to expect here at SG; keep me in touch as to whats going on. If there are any wild SG parties in Calgary,...
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lotus:
yes I am. and now you're in
it's easier if you post your response in my journal though. tongue
harryjohnson:
tongue
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smile Lotus told me she was online here months ago when I drove here home from work one night. I never joined for a number of small, silly reasons. (I'm too old, I don't have Ink or Holes, I'm a guy...)

Hearing that a long time friend suffered a serious Heart Attack (at 43) today and lay dead for 15 minutes skull (he survived) motivates me to...
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annie:
welcome to sg
love annie
bliss:
Wow! Welcome!!!!