harmless_dude

Allrighty then. There are sandwiches... and when you get right down to it, who doesn't like a good sandwich, hmmm?... anyway, there are sandwiches, and then there is sex.

If we don't consider people who are really really hungry, and maybe those who are mentally scarred by starvation; or people whom for whatever reason are averse to sex (Ok, actually this is probably a pretty big exclusion if we look at it in absolute, global terms)... If we put that set aside, most people get more excited about sex than they do about a sandwich. No?

Well. I've recommended a really tasty sandwich. Want to hear my secret recommended sex fantasy?

Nah, maybe not. But I'll post it anyway!

The point is that it is an idea, got it? A fantasy? Not something you are necessarily going to veridically act out. Certainly not by surprise. See where this is going? That's right, the knocking up chicks fantasy! It is great as a part of protected sex. Actually as a sex fantasy, it only really works during sex, so please be competent and compassionate. And of course there is no reason why you would necessarily have to live out this drama every. single. time. I mean, take anything to that level and you have to ask if you're ocd or something, sheesh, that's not where I meant this to go...