harmless_dude

So far it looks like I cannot tell the story. Even though I know hardly anyone is reading this. How about that!?

Even so, it is not as if there is not anything to share. I hope this link works for y'all:

http://www.lala.com/#artist/Amalia_Rodrigues_(Portugal)

You ought to hear 'Nao E Disgraca Ser Pobre' on Lala.com. If you don't, do a search. It is one of the...
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I can start tying this together if I include some quotes about Merovingian justice. They're history in the time after the conquest of the Roman Empire. From 'The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire' of course. Sorry about the old-fashioned language, but this dates to around the time of the Constitution. The Founding Fathers had mostly read this one in fact.
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"The civil...
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So if you're reading along (and it isn't clear that many are), you might be thinking, 'Ok, sex fantasies on the smut social networking site, I get it. Preggers fantasies though dude? Like what could be more charming than that around here? But then after going there, it gets derailed after 5 seconds because of the mention of ocd? You have issues.'

um, YES. I...
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Allrighty then. There are sandwiches... and when you get right down to it, who doesn't like a good sandwich, hmmm?... anyway, there are sandwiches, and then there is sex.

If we don't consider people who are really really hungry, and maybe those who are mentally scarred by starvation; or people whom for whatever reason are averse to sex (Ok, actually this is probably a pretty...
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You might like to try this:

Sliced beets.
Generous portion of hummus.
Like a sandwich, on raisin bread.

You won't be sorry.

If you're following along so far- and it isn't clear that anyone is- you might be thinking, 'Good story I guess, but how is that relevant to suicide girls?' Well I'm not done yet, that's how.

The story is in the context of my growing up in an abusive family. Drunks, violence, yelling, threats, a long list of destructive events whose details are probably not...
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Gawd, this is one helluva website!

Well. Since people are so revealing around here, I thought I would be a good sport and share something personal too. I've already posted a topless picture of myself, which ostensibly ought to count as being a good sport too, but frankly I do not think it is to the same effect. So!

I have been writing a new...
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Why, I simply could not resist checking this out. This is not my kind of thing, but Suicide Girls makes hotness seem so... human