Read the title. That is all.
lyamoon:
lol !
When Charlie Murphy (my cat) jumps on the arm of the chair, puts his face in mine, starts sniffing around my lips/nose.... I say screw it and just lick him right on the nose. He pulls back and starts cleaning.
He never learns!
*spit* Neither do I
Few months ago, give the brother a Simba plush I got at a garage sale to give to the wee baby niece. Go to their place, and I guess someone also gave her a Simba plush, except that one's 5x the size and she likes playing with it more
The last thing I need is for my uncle-niece life to have parallels with my dating...
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I can't wear the same pair of boxer briefs for the whole week?
Well that's just, like, your opinion man
Well this is just great. Here I am, day two on the job, trying to focus and learn. Go to lunch, and recognize the old college crush in the lunch room. Cuz hell, it's been 8 years since that happened so why not. Try to chat and the brain stops, turns out I'm still a stuttering mess.
#highschoolstyle #gotthevapors
I used to work at GameStop for a few holiday seasons. We had this one customer that'd come in. Middle-aged lady that loved to trash talk. We all loved her and joked around. One day, two days after we had a brand new manager on the floor, completely new to the area, she came in.
Her: Okay, I'm pissed off. This game sucks. And you...
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peppers_:
great story
maniasuccubus:
Ja love it
With my one and only baby niece, at my bro and SIL's apt...
Me: (normal voice) Sarah Mae! Hi pretty girl! Uncie Doug loves you so much!
Sarah: (squeeeeee)
SIL: Hey if you speak to her higher pitched, that makes her happier. Your lower voice isn't so great.
Me: Oh okay. So wait... if higher that's good, but lower, that's bad?
Mom: Well yea, I...
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Dad in car, we roll up back to house
Him: you gonna come inside for any reason before you take off for your job interview?
This is what I'm wearing
Me: .....no, I think I'm ready to go meet my new bosses
lyamoon:
UH too ! ;) Kisses from France !
Who says I can't be over 30 and still add "and a half" to my age when it's time appropriate? Rules are for nerds!