Booked myself for the cheapest motel I could find in Memphis, and just arrived. It's next door to a strip club, and a mile from a major dock. There's an hourly rate. This is where hookers go to die.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ordering unsweetened tea in Alabama will earn you a venomous stare previously reserved for those directly responsible for Columbine.

"I have a very good brain and I've said a lot of things." - Trump

Yea you said it, man

t(-_-)t

I full blown asked a woman, a really nice, pretty, interesting one, if I could take her on a date sometime soon (HOORAY!)

She politely told me no, for quite good reason, but she may have been flattered (OH NO!)

Oh no? Didn't you read the first part? I sacked up my man balls, put them in my big boy pants, and directly asked...
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I can tell you with certainty that girl scout thin mints have a shelf life of at least 3 years

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Him: Geez did you see these stacks of orders we need to approve?
Me: How many?
Him: Like, stacks on stacks on stacks on stacks

haha, my man

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Alright, all Super Bowl jabs aside, I think we can all agree that Tom Brady (love him or loathe him) is a helluva athlete. Multiple Super Bowl winner, multiple-time MVP. Very athletic, very strong. All those muscles, those big strong shoulders. That winning smile and those piercing blue eyes that just tell you he's a winner... and everything will be okay. And you just...
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The new Annie movie, Annie is black. I wish racists would stop calling it "Blannie"

The preferred term would be "Orphrican-American"

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I've never been asked for divorce, I've never had my teenage kid tell me he hates me, I've never had a life-long pet die. I've never truly had my heart broken

But seeing signs every day of "coming soon!" for a mexican restaurant, and then you finally go and it sucks, that has to come kinda close

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Dream last night, in a spa/hot tub type room with cute girl I know, both wrapped in towels (*wakka chikka* this is gonna get good)

Me: Well I guess it's time for me to go
Her: Aw really? I thought we could have some... fun
Me: (move closer)
Her: Hey back up buddy, not like that
Me: (move back)
Her: Hey where are...
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I love reading xkcd author Randall Monroe's blog "What If", where people email outlandish questions that can result in a scientific answer, often bordering on the absurd. Since there wasn't an entry this week, I decided to do some research on my own question that I had previously submitted.

“Earlier today, an unknown gentleman offered to give my female friend a 'handful of...
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