FitBit

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I love watching my FitBit manage it's expectations as the day goes on

8 am: Let's get 250 steps!
9 am: 210 steps! Let's do it!
10 am: Go for 190 steps! You got this!
...
5 pm: Dude please just stand up. Just once, I'm begging you

dariianity:
Lol

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