hapworth

I have always hated the 'funny bio' in a program. My feeling has always been, ' if you are funny, prove it on the stage'. But, my producer made us write funny bios. Mine stinks. Enjoy.



I wrote it and my best friend tweaked it.

Bio:
Josh is the token rebel of the group. He's suave, sardonic, and savagely handsome. Or, so he'd have you believe at knife point. Get to know him like we have and you'll find a clumsy idiot prone to starting fires and horrifying the elderly. Although Josh has triumphantly appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman, the Today Show, toured for two years with the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus, performed a command performance for NYC Mayor Rudolph Gulliani, and sang with Big Bird, he is relatively unknown. Even by family. Josh holds the Guinness Book of Record's title for 'Most Discarded Autographs'. He has a staring problem that can only be treated by contractually obligated power naps every half hour. His success is arbitrarily blamed on everyone who has ever 'believed' in or 'supported' him. Josh enjoys strong women with flawless faces, littering, and issuing fatwas upon anyone wearing 'Flip-Flops'.

P.S. Chicago was great. So great, I turned down a job because they didn't offer enough money. Thanks for your support!