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hapworth

Fullerton, California

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Tuesday Dec 28, 2004

Dec 27, 2004
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I travel at digital speeds!

I'm cruising down the the highway on my way to work. My only choices are "slow" or "fast" lane. I'm running late, so of course, I choose the lane that feeds my need for speed. We go from the acceptable 80mph to a crawling 60mph. This is unexceptable, but have a heart, someone up there was probably in an accident. Someone could have died!

We are still chugging alond, but I notice the driver 'two cars up' is swerving into the slow lane, passing a car, then darting back into the fast lane. The car in front of me follows suit. That's when I realize some IDIOT on a cellphone has decided the whole world has to wait for him to finish his call before he'll participate in the rules of the far left lane!

This pisses me off. How can a cell phone slow you down? If anything, it should speed you up. Think of all those words and ideas you are sending out of your car. That right there has got to make the car lighter! And what about the speeds at what you are transmitting? Are they not inspiring?!

I travel at digital speeds. I never drive faster than 80 (85 when I'm late for work), unless I'm on my cellphone. I'll be on the phone and suddenly look down and see that I'm doing 90. How the hell did that happen?! It's because my body falls into rhythm with the digital signal. My voice can get there in seconds, so I will follow it by minutes, if I can.

Let that phone pull your car. Don't slow down! And, if you do slow down, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE FAST LANE!

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VIEW 23 of 23 COMMENTS
kestrel:
You and I BOTH know that is NOT what your other hand is doing.
Jan 4, 2005
hapworth:
"Kogstrife" I will not even dignify that witha comment. puke
Jan 4, 2005

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