Oy vey! They don't make it easy when you want to get back in shape. I plan to start working out at the Y again but I don't know, the city of Berkeley did away with a few parking garages to expand the library and my only two choices left give a discount to gym members but I could still wind up paying up to...
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Harry and I strolled along the sand. Our feet sinking into it's coolness and kicking it back into the wind with each step. Pass the dunes and the oil barrel waste receptacles with crabs, sea shells, and doplhins painted on them and on to the beach below. The last remnants of the days activities were a young mother laden with toys and a large towel...
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Fun facts about Happyboy:
1. My parents were going to name me Sarah Anne if I had been born a girl. I am glad that didn't happen since my last name starts with a K. In college, I met a guy whose name was Richard Zucker. Imagine if I had been born a girl and we had wound up dating, "hey, there goes Dick Zucker...
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1. My parents were going to name me Sarah Anne if I had been born a girl. I am glad that didn't happen since my last name starts with a K. In college, I met a guy whose name was Richard Zucker. Imagine if I had been born a girl and we had wound up dating, "hey, there goes Dick Zucker...
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Interesting fact:
Animals that lay eggs do not have belly buttons
Never thought I would be so educated by the lid to my lemonade juice bottle.
Animals that lay eggs do not have belly buttons
Never thought I would be so educated by the lid to my lemonade juice bottle.
Dont'cha just hate those moments where you mess up and the only excuse you have is a momentary lapse in judgement otherwise known as pure, unadulterated stupidity?
I wake up, it's 5:00am, I roll over and try to go back to sleep, I wake up and it's still 5:, oh wait, it's now 5:01am. I realize this is all an exercise in futility. That's the...
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I wake up, it's 5:00am, I roll over and try to go back to sleep, I wake up and it's still 5:, oh wait, it's now 5:01am. I realize this is all an exercise in futility. That's the...
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karma:
cantaloupe-terrier ... That was LOL. I snorted even. 
annisa:
ha ha...I couldn't even look at the last one for awhile..and I don't even have a penis..but it still hurt!
I've managed to lose some weight after emerging from my addiction to fast food and putting the kibosh on the filthy, nasty habit. I don't know, something about finding out your blood pressure and cholesterol levels are a wee high and then talking on the phone with your Ma and having her say "history of heart disease in the family? Oh yeah, especially on your...
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maxi:
wasn't droopy dog part of Woody Woodpecker show? or was that mighty mouse?
wendy:
it took my dentist today 4 times of using the UV radiation light thing in my mouth to say "oh, you should close your eyes while i use this. it can damage your retina."
douche bag.
douche bag.
Gah! I'm trully bored out of my mind right now. What creative juices I have flowing will only allow me this simple and mundane rant:
Why the hell, when you order something at the coffee shop or deli, whatever, do some counterpersons have the compunction to say "oh, you're getting blah-blah, good choice" or "It's really good, you're going to really enjoy it" ? It's...
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Why the hell, when you order something at the coffee shop or deli, whatever, do some counterpersons have the compunction to say "oh, you're getting blah-blah, good choice" or "It's really good, you're going to really enjoy it" ? It's...
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asinforhim:
you're totally right... lol. The most wanted sets are the censored ones 
... I wish I could punch the Whatever Gonzales in the face... I wish they would go feed the people of the countries they destroy and let us see and be happy with those hot chicks at SG. Hm.. thanks anyway =***
... I wish I could punch the Whatever Gonzales in the face... I wish they would go feed the people of the countries they destroy and let us see and be happy with those hot chicks at SG. Hm.. thanks anyway =***The sky grows dark and the wind becomes slight
Windows are clasped and doors locked tight
All is now still and there is nary a sound,
not the chirping of a bird or of any dog abound.
Its shape takes horrible form as it gets near,
Something God would abhor and even the devil would fear.
Dark and wet, long and lean, ragged limbs,
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Windows are clasped and doors locked tight
All is now still and there is nary a sound,
not the chirping of a bird or of any dog abound.
Its shape takes horrible form as it gets near,
Something God would abhor and even the devil would fear.
Dark and wet, long and lean, ragged limbs,
and...
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francesca:
Your story reminds me of a time when I was little and at the beach with my father. We were in the water when this huge wave came and splashed me, making me blind with stinging eyes. I couldn't see very well and grab in the direction where my father had been. I wrapped my arms around a waist whom I thought was my fathers, but when I opened my eyes and looked up it was some other man! My father was a couple of feet away and I could tell everyone was trying not to laugh, which made me feel even more embarassed.
There she lay on the silken bed propped up on her elbows causing her bosom to stretch out towards me. Erect, they pointed toward the ceiling, mounds of flesh at the ready and heaving with impatience. I reached out and squeezed one of her hard nipples with my thumb and index finger, my voluptuous temptress threw back her head and sighed "yeah, sweetheart, that one...
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So three days later, and after our CFO screamed bloody murder at them, our carrier sends out an SBC tech who fixes the problem with our phone sytem in less then half a freakin' hour. We've gone three days with our system almost completely down, our customer service department hardly able to take any calls, no ability to recieve or make local and 800 number...
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sophie:
Hello Happy. Thank you for the awesome comment on my set. You're so rad. It was a really good one, that only you could come up with.
Dude, having your whole phone system going down is like... well... it's a catastrophe much like if the sun were to not come up for 72 hours or so. I'll bet you're givin' him the stink eye!
Dude, having your whole phone system going down is like... well... it's a catastrophe much like if the sun were to not come up for 72 hours or so. I'll bet you're givin' him the stink eye!
dewees:
doose? haha no. it's DEW-eez
Okay, it's official, I have gone insane! I am certifiable, nuts, coo coo for Cocoa Puffs! Our phone system at work is on the fritz and our carrier says it's not them, SBC says they have tested the lines and everything is okay, mind you they did this from some off site location in the boonies, and our equipment vendor says it's not them and...
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I gave a friend at work an apple tree today. It's his birthday and for whatever reason that is what popped into my head for a gift idea not a card or a cake or a good book, but an apple tree, a Fuji apple tree at that.
I picked it up at this really cool plant store, Yabusaki's, over on Dwight in Berkeley. They...
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I picked it up at this really cool plant store, Yabusaki's, over on Dwight in Berkeley. They...
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adalynn:
goodness me!!! 
and i'm not even one of your favorite SG's??!!!! how ever do you talk to them??? 
anyways, thanks so much for the HOT comment, now you make me want to go back to bed
and i'm not even one of your favorite SG's??!!!! how ever do you talk to them???
anyways, thanks so much for the HOT comment, now you make me want to go back to bed
adalynn:
awwwww!!!! 
i guess the squeaky wheel gets the oil...
mwah
i guess the squeaky wheel gets the oil...
mwah
Yes its padded, i made it. i just re upholstered it to a new fabric a few weeks ago.
and its not really a set, i do lots of shoots during the year about 5 % of them are ever for SG sets. those are just personal book shots or outakes from the portfolio shoot.