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Dear Mr. So and So,

Thank you for purchasing my bicycle at the price I wanted. I know you tried to lowball me with your bargaining prowess, which I appreciate. I told you that was too little on the phone. Predictably, you called back with a higher, more appropriate number. You see, I had planned for your bargaining and simply listed the bicycle for above...
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Dear People Trying to Purchase my Bicycle:

Hi. I know you've been emailing me all day today. I really would like to be more helpful... the problem is that I don't really want to sell my bicycle. I'm at odds with my inner consumerist whore and my sensible self; the part of me that cannot justify having two bicycles. You see, I really love the...
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I found The Gerbils "Are You Sleepy" tonight on vinyl. That cements almost the entire Gerbils catalog in my collection. Why do I find this more fulfilling than getting a college degree?

Today I finished my last college class. I expect to pass all my classes this quarter with at least a B. I wouldn't be surprised if there are a couple A's. In short, I am a college graduate.

I've been in school ever since I can remember. There have been no appreciable points in my life where there have been gaps in my education process...
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I want a taco.

I've often benchmarked sg as what a good website looks and feels like for classes. Not too busy, easy to navigate.. etc.

It's a good thing my last final is on Tuesday.

It is kind of cool that they can program myspace better than myspace can. They should work out a partnership... oh wait.

After finishing my Spring Mix, I take a ride up to Mount Tabor in my space ship. It's a really sweet space ship that I purchased from a Polynesian architect. We once drank sangria on the deck of the ship, singing off-key to the african american spirituals of my youth. Ah, those memories. I cherish them so, like an oil change off 82nd street in...
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I love beer.

I love strawberry pie.

I love Point Break.

So, in the interest of all that is sacred and holy, I have decided to invoke this holiest of trinities. This most highest of triangles. But, fuck it, why do those presidents have to tote so many guns. Why can't there be peace, love and harmony. Utah will set 'em straight. Though he'll have...
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I just watched part of the worst movie of all time. I have no idea what it was. But it was crap. Real crap.

Now then. I have decided that my journal will now be a "choose your own adventure" style of journal writing. The decisions will be based on majority of course. Here's the first choice:

You are walking through Portland and it is...
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