I love beer.
I love strawberry pie.
I love Point Break.
So, in the interest of all that is sacred and holy, I have decided to invoke this holiest of trinities. This most highest of triangles. But, fuck it, why do those presidents have to tote so many guns. Why can't there be peace, love and harmony. Utah will set 'em straight. Though he'll have...
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I love strawberry pie.
I love Point Break.
So, in the interest of all that is sacred and holy, I have decided to invoke this holiest of trinities. This most highest of triangles. But, fuck it, why do those presidents have to tote so many guns. Why can't there be peace, love and harmony. Utah will set 'em straight. Though he'll have...
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natem:
I have never seen this "point break" that you speak of.....I agree with beer and pie though....maybe not at the same time....I like the cut of your jib salior 
natem:
I have never seen this "point break" that you speak of.....I agree with beer and pie though....maybe not at the same time....I like the cut of your jib salior
I just watched part of the worst movie of all time. I have no idea what it was. But it was crap. Real crap.
Now then. I have decided that my journal will now be a "choose your own adventure" style of journal writing. The decisions will be based on majority of course. Here's the first choice:
You are walking through Portland and it is...
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Now then. I have decided that my journal will now be a "choose your own adventure" style of journal writing. The decisions will be based on majority of course. Here's the first choice:
You are walking through Portland and it is...
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cheech:
SAM ELLIOTT!! with his BIG MUSTACHE!
and Kelly Lynch dressed as a PIZZA HUT TABLECLOTH!
also, that big fat redneck henchman of Ben's
Patrick didn't need to make a blues band like Steven Seagal, as he had his own blues movie! And it was named Roadhouse!
and Kelly Lynch dressed as a PIZZA HUT TABLECLOTH!
also, that big fat redneck henchman of Ben's
Patrick didn't need to make a blues band like Steven Seagal, as he had his own blues movie! And it was named Roadhouse!
I just finished another homework assignment.
That's right, another homework assignment.
You'd think there wouldn't be that many left. But those fuckers keep finding new ways to get me to do... not a whole lot. I poop homework in my sleep because I eat essays. Is this the best you have, PSU? Suck it, I am almost a graduate.
That's right, another homework assignment.
You'd think there wouldn't be that many left. But those fuckers keep finding new ways to get me to do... not a whole lot. I poop homework in my sleep because I eat essays. Is this the best you have, PSU? Suck it, I am almost a graduate.
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bankerboy:
PSU is a vindictive bitch, make sure you have your degree in hand before talking shit to her! 
recoveringmale:
There, sucka.
Love is magical.
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cottser:
Sorry, I meant the Toronto Gala dealie, which is this coming Saturday!
automatic:
I'm thinking I have the Spring Mix done.
And I'll tell ya. I'll make no apologies about it to the likes of you!
Course I never make excuses for the the music I like...
It's good though... You might be able to dig it... Though it probably won't hold up to your level of hip uber indie standards.
You Snob.
And I'll tell ya. I'll make no apologies about it to the likes of you!
Course I never make excuses for the the music I like...
It's good though... You might be able to dig it... Though it probably won't hold up to your level of hip uber indie standards.
You Snob.
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decedent:
i might end up buying a mac this summer when i get a new computer. i'm not the biggest fan, but i need a new system, and i'm not buying another XP machine, nor am i going to wait for vista (currently scheduled to launch when hell freezes over).
automatic:
um...
Spoilers are stupid and you are a poo poo head...
Spoilers are stupid and you are a poo poo head...
Oh! Hey! I have an internet connection!
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hotpockets:
What's a internet?
recoveringmale:
mine is like a pisces... she keeps changing her mind, back and forth back and forth until I'm like, fuck this, I'm leaving.
I put the rad back into "hansel is rad."
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eddie:
I put the Eddie in 'Eddie thinks hansel is rad'
decedent:
i'm afraid we're hansel-ed
i'm afraid we're canceled and gretel-ed
i'm afraid we're canceled and gretel-ed
I had to take my powerbook to the genius bar today. I guess I should take better care of the sweet little lady. I'm thinking of getting out of the PC business altogether. It's not like I really enjoy dealing with windows.
I'm in class right now, doing my best to look interested in the topic. I am clearly not doing a very good job....
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I'm in class right now, doing my best to look interested in the topic. I am clearly not doing a very good job....
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prophetnoise:
ah, i used to get that shit in New Orleans when i moved uptown and my friends in the Quarter used to bitch they'd never see me anymore. But they wouldn't come uptown, nor did they see me any less or more once i moved. Self centered little bastards. Friends...who needs 'em?
automatic:
Still haven't gotten my ticket! BOO ME! 
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hopey:
Well, if there is one thing i can think of that's REALLY EEEEW..........
I'm going to put pictures in my journal.
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cheech:
A picture says a thousand I'm-not-feeling-like-writing-Journals.
recoveringmale:
you can't erase the past! we remember!
Okay, the moving day has been moved to Sunday! It's going to be rad. Think BEER AND PIZZA. Okay, 'nuff said. I hope some people help. 
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prophetnoise:
Thanks for the bday hoohaa
cottser:
Good luck!
Well, moving day is coming up quite fast. I am really stressed out!
Anyway, if anyone wanted to help move, I'd really appreciate it. I think the tentative plan is to move next Monday, May 1st. You'll be rewarded with pizza and beer!
Anyway, if anyone wanted to help move, I'd really appreciate it. I think the tentative plan is to move next Monday, May 1st. You'll be rewarded with pizza and beer!
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recoveringmale:
I can probably help. I should be moved by then...
automatic:
No, I think it's because I live in a tiny ass apartment with no fucking yard or outside escape area- and I've worked every day it's been nice out since I got over being sick.