Wireless internet is so much fun! Perhaps I should not be perusing SG while working and with everyone walking past here looking at my screen. Oh well, it could be worse, I could be looking at the pictures of the girls. Well, I was on the thread of SG's favorite pics of themselves and someone caught me.
You know, my job is to sit here and swipe people's school IDs to make sure they're valid students, but I really get frustrated with these stupid people. You forgot your ID? Your fault! No, I don't care if you just went down the street to New York Pizza, you were supposed to sign your guests out. No, I don't care what sob story you have, I can't let you upstairs without an ID. No, it is not my fault that you are fucking stupid. You don't have ID, you get a violation. I don't care how much it costs, we all have to follow the goddamned rules. Also, here's the way it works: you walk up to the desk and hand me your ID. Do not linger there talking to your friend before you have gotten your fucking card out, blocking the fucking line. Seriously, every time someone comes up to me to hand me their card, I seriously want to say: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?
On another note, I think I really need to deal with the fact that I can't please everybody all the time. I have this weird thing where I think that if a single person doesn't like me, then I must be doing something wrong. This is an especially tough mentality to maintain on a website like this. Of course people are going to be fucktards. Online, people turn into a bunch of stupid high schoolers because they feel so much more confident on this site.
Yes, Scopitone and Kestrel have decided to give me shit on this site. Yes, I'm listing their names here. I'm not big on confrontation, but I'm also sick of bullshit. No more tiptoeing around this shit. They've both been assholes to me after I haven't done jack shit to them. And you know what, I think that just makes them that much more pathetic.
Fuck the world.
You know, my job is to sit here and swipe people's school IDs to make sure they're valid students, but I really get frustrated with these stupid people. You forgot your ID? Your fault! No, I don't care if you just went down the street to New York Pizza, you were supposed to sign your guests out. No, I don't care what sob story you have, I can't let you upstairs without an ID. No, it is not my fault that you are fucking stupid. You don't have ID, you get a violation. I don't care how much it costs, we all have to follow the goddamned rules. Also, here's the way it works: you walk up to the desk and hand me your ID. Do not linger there talking to your friend before you have gotten your fucking card out, blocking the fucking line. Seriously, every time someone comes up to me to hand me their card, I seriously want to say: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?
On another note, I think I really need to deal with the fact that I can't please everybody all the time. I have this weird thing where I think that if a single person doesn't like me, then I must be doing something wrong. This is an especially tough mentality to maintain on a website like this. Of course people are going to be fucktards. Online, people turn into a bunch of stupid high schoolers because they feel so much more confident on this site.
Yes, Scopitone and Kestrel have decided to give me shit on this site. Yes, I'm listing their names here. I'm not big on confrontation, but I'm also sick of bullshit. No more tiptoeing around this shit. They've both been assholes to me after I haven't done jack shit to them. And you know what, I think that just makes them that much more pathetic.
Fuck the world.
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Thanks for the news wire submission.
It was a good story and well written.
I hope you continue to write and submit
I'd hardly say I've "decided to give you shit," though. I have merely pointed out several hypocritical statements you have made, and disagreed with a couple points. Being one without hesitation to "give someone shit," I find this also hypocritical.
As my dear Scopitone says, "The character of a man is defined by both his friends and enemies."