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halsonic

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Thursday Oct 16, 2003

Oct 16, 2003
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Many people have asked me about my picture. It was taken during a brief period where I was employed as a hover-cab driver on the planet Turok.

I enjoyed the work immensely but it became a very dangerous trade after the 60 year war of Chesek ended and the retired soldiers had nothing to occupy themselves with. I finally made the decision to give it up when an unruly fare vaporized half my arm with a neutron lancer.

I was very lucky to have purchased a box of Super Snaps breakfast cereal. The prize hidden within the crunchy food pellets was a Grayco organic matter cloning kit. Even though it was revered as a simple child's toy it has the capability to restore my arm to a usable state.
Although my new arm didn't match it's predecessor exactly and tended to itch when I ate Super Snaps the cab company offered me a sizable settlement after it was discovered my in-door weapons detector had failed to detect the neutron lancer.
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halsonic:
Yeah I do, but every once in a peach moon I get stuck in another dimension and I am not always familiar with the exit portals' location.

I have to start marking where they are. GPS doesn't work since the satellite latency can be tremendous.

I am almost done with my new website where I will be posting my current location frequently.
hopefully that way if I get stuck some where at least people will know and can extrapolate my return time frame based on my dimensional juxtaposition.
Nov 3, 2003
halsonic:
How are you doing dude? Hows the new tat coming?
Post pics when you have em.
Nov 3, 2003

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