hallux

i had the weirdest dream.

i know everyone always says that and then proceeds to tell their dream to people who dont give a shit, so i wont do that.

i lied. ha

wouldnt it be sick if foreskin covered your face instead of your dick? like when you went to sleep, it would unroll and cover up your head like a big skin bag? all these guys were walking around with uncircumscised heads and it was fucking gross. like a whole bunch of flesh-toned turtles.

turtle, turtle, turtle