i had the weirdest dream.
i know everyone always says that and then proceeds to tell their dream to people who dont give a shit, so i wont do that.
i lied. ha
wouldnt it be sick if foreskin covered your face instead of your dick? like when you went to sleep, it would unroll and cover up your head like a big skin bag? all these guys were walking around with uncircumscised heads and it was fucking gross. like a whole bunch of flesh-toned turtles.
turtle, turtle, turtle
i know everyone always says that and then proceeds to tell their dream to people who dont give a shit, so i wont do that.
i lied. ha
wouldnt it be sick if foreskin covered your face instead of your dick? like when you went to sleep, it would unroll and cover up your head like a big skin bag? all these guys were walking around with uncircumscised heads and it was fucking gross. like a whole bunch of flesh-toned turtles.
turtle, turtle, turtle
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whoa. you are having coincidental sex/fashion/reptile innuendo dreams! based upon this hyothesis, your next dream will be about....
the hooded cobra/ hoodie sweatshirts / and the centerpiece to the sex flower bouquet of the human female?
or
tadpoles/paiselys/sperm? jeez, this is so.....unfunny. sorry. i'm gonna stop.