Now, as far as my medical problems go, I finally got a diagnosis. It's not a big surprise really, considering how much I've been drinking lately.

Please get checked, and god bless.

My trip back to Baltimore was neat, but mired by the fact that I had the plague the whole weekend. My friends were nice enough to drag me out, but all that drinking did not help things. I left home with pinkeye too. Highlights:
In the bar, with a pitcher of steaming water. I'm fun.


A last supper panoramic at Friends. How perfect.




A few weeks ago I went to a wedding most rad out in Albuquerque, which is like Boston except completely the opposite. That is one city I'll be going back to. Some Highlights:
The church where the wedding was. I love churches in the Southwest. Plus, it kinda looks vaginal.


The groom and I, commencing in post-marriage, pre-coital ceremonies




The view from his hotel at during the after-party


Me floored, and apparently snarling at said view


We went to the aquarium the next day. It was awesome. To match the vagina above, see if you can find the phallic object. Like the church, I didn't notice it until my friends pointed it out.


Also did you know that jellyfish have no eyes of vertebraes? You probably did. But did you know that they have no BRAINS? Yeah. They're frickin aliens. And I think this information could be used against zombies. Like rubbing jellyfish all over us to ward them off?


Also, Soirale, one of my most favoritest people in world came to visit. Sleep didn't really happen, but fun did. She should come back.


Finally, there might be a "new hope" in the works. The kind with a vagina. She's very honest, and very patient. And in the world of interesting coincidences, she's on this site. We'll see, readers. We'll see.
I have to go now. I know, I know. But this was long, and I am tired. What did I tell you about begging?


Shut cho mouth, Mel. Let her be happy.