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I think the Baby Jesus is already sending his love vibrations my way. Yesterday on my way out to get some delicious mac & Cheese for dinner I passed an allergy air filter thing on the street. I decided that if it was still there on my way back home I'd pick it up and take it with me.

It was, so I did. Sure it looked like a dog had pissed on it and I was sure it wouldn't work, but what if it did? So I get it home, clean it off and plug it in and it fucking works!

Then I get online and look it up and discover it's a $250 machine that's supposed to be a super-duper air filter. I ran it all last night and no weird smells came out and I gave it a thorough going over for evidence of mold or dog piss, but it appears to be perfectly fine.

Did I mention that I recently went to an allergist? That it turns out I'm allergic to just about everything--not food or anything, but trees and dust and CATS and so on.

So the only reasonable conclusion is that the little Baby Jesus (shown here at his very fanciest) has decided to do me some favors.

The only proper way to thank him is by taking dirty pictures of myself in my library.

Obviously.