@redkaya asked me to do this, so here we go....
1) Tell us a joke.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead!
2) Fur babies or human babies? Tell us a little about all the children that drive your crazy or fill your arms with love. (Including any with scales, feathers, or more than 4 limbs/legs)
eh, no.
3) You have many secret and not-so-secret admirers as a member/hopeful/photographer/SG in this community, but do you have any secret crushes that tickle your heart? [No names, this is about secret crushes!]
Of course I do.
4) What is your favorite hairstyle/color that you have had so far? Worst hairstyle?
I have always had bad hair.
5) I'm standing outside your window with a radio above my head right now just like John Cusack in "Say Anything". What song would I be playing to win your heart?
The "Sounds Of Nature" ep by C.O.P.
6) Favorite decade of fashion that you would love to follow if the styles were readily available at all the local shops?
Whatever decades had nice suits. I've always had shabby clothes, it would be nice to dress up for once.
7) One magical concert ticket landed in your hands. It grants the holder the ability to see any band (and openers) at any venue across time. Which band/tour would you choose to see? When and where did this legendary concert take place?
I would have liked to have seen Poison Idea during the "Kings Of Punk" days. There's some old minor Threat shows I would loved to have seen. ....
8) Name one talent that you do not have and wish you did?
I don't know, play saxophone, I guess?
9) Shootfest question: Name one very memorable event/talent/conversation that changed the world as you know it and who is to praise/blame for your new addiction, train of thought, or newfound skill? (Models/photographers only.)
10) Theoretically, SG is offering up an all expenses paid SG tour in LA that includes a non-romantic "date" with your chosen photographer to interview, hang out with at the beach, and attend an exclusive shoot featuring them. Who would it be? (Members only, hopefuls can answer, too)
I'd feel like a creep hanging out at a shoot, so I'd find a good moment to sneak away and hit a record store or whatever, and come back later with snacks and stuff.
11) Favorite tea, coffee, beer, and/or wine?
No tea, Folgers, Gumballhead beer, no wine.
12) Cuddles: strictly for lovers or are close friends an option?
Lovers. I would for friends if they really needed it.
13) Most ticklish spot we should avoid when offering a massage?
Feet
14) Reveal something nerdy. It could be current gaming PC specs, your favorite guitar/amp setup, something about your most used camera. Blow our minds with the technical specifications in regards to a talent or hobby you excel at. Favorite spay paints for graffiti or a semi-secret recipe that wins friend's hearts. Give us the nerdy low down from an expert so we can Google and understand it!
I love avant garde art. Out there shit, heady shit. Shit that's hard to explain. Shit that doesn't have to be explained. Including music. I can listen to SUNN O)) or John Cage all day.
15) Recently, there was a homework assignment asking about a favorite compliment given or received. Take a moment to give a compliment to someone of your choice through DM, Whatsapp, post on their page, or any other method that is not directly public through this question. [This is meant to be between friends or someone that touched you emotionally recently.]
I may seem like a big jerk, but I do this a lot.
16) Today sucked. You just want to sit at home alone with a pizza, beer (or your choice of beverage), and Netflix to de-stress. What toppings do you choose on the pizza and what movies/shows will you binge?
Straight pepperoni, maybe some garlic Tabasco on it if it's bland. Adult Swim, as aired, all night.
17) What "old" song do you still love today that remains relevant to your life? [It could be as simple as Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" or something more politically charged like Dead Kennedy's "Police Truck". All genres and decades open.]
Big Black's "The Power Of Independent Trucking"
18) Recommend one book (and the author) that changed your life. [This is for any avid readers that want to expand their minds]
I should have an answer for this!
19) You're driving far away from home to get away on holiday, but you become lost. Google maps doesn't work. There are no phone signals. You'll probably be lucky and find your way on track soon, but who would you want riding co-pilot to maintain your sanity and cheer you up while traveling these seemingly endless roads?
My old friend Mary. She does this on purpose!
This isn't Mary, this is my friend Stacie.
