2:44 NYC Maspeth/Queens.
1. Found another white hair on my head yesterday.
That would make it-3.
Funny- I still feel like Im 11.
(I wonder how the people on SG picture meK)
2. Latest conclusions about self-
I am not a party person,
I should not try to be someone I am not.
m glad we got that one sorted out!
Now for our list.
The most excellent K. asked me to compose a list of ideal superheroes.
Hmmm... ideal would be the classics- Spiderman (my favorite- even before the movie), Superman (don't like him so much, but he does have some nice powers), Strongbad...
But I think we have enough ideal superheroes already.
So- what I'm thinking about are the superheroes within. I believe that we're ALL superheroes- it's only a matter of finding that one thing you're good at and matching it with a cool outfit. (Btw K- I would personally go with the little Japanese girl outfit- like Noodle from the gorillaz)
So- here are my super powers- FOR YOUR EYES ONLY!!! I'm serious- this is sensitive stuff- I can't have my identities blown away! I have several, and I use them on different occasions when various arch-villains try to destroy the world.
1.Partially-Invisible Man!!! yeah- that's me. While I may seem normal and completely visible to most people, I am actually totally invisible to waiters, extremely cute girls, and NYC bus drivers.
2.Rubber- Pencil man.- know that stupid trick, when you hold a pencil with two fingers, and shake your hand to make it seem like it's made of rubber? Well- I can do it something wicked! No one can withstand the sheer amazement and awe created by this magnificent trick! Then- as my enemies are dumb-stricken, I use the pencil to stab them repeatedly until they run away, or at least until the tip breaks.
3.Tahini Man if you don't know what tahini is, then you don't know what you're missing.(it's a middle-eastern dip made from sesame seeds and spices) It's one of the best things in the world, and I can make a vicious one! I'm serious- I'm a pretty lousy cook when it comes to real food, but this thing I can make in my sleep. Even my skeptic roommate swore that it was one of the best things he had ever tasted. So- whenever I face a certain Dr. Evil or another, I just offer them to have a taste of my Tahini, after which they usually smile and say: You know, the world seems better already, I don't feel like destroying it anymore and all the evilness just fades away.
4. "RegularGuy Man!!!- ok, being a superhero, I'm on call 24/7, but I can't always have my outfit on! I mean, come on! It does get dirty occasionally, and then I need to have it dry-cleaned, and it doesn't come back untill Thursday- don't ask!
So- I just fly in my regular clothes. I know it's disappointing- I can hear people in the streets below me cry: IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A PLANE! NO, wait a minute- it's that just that idiot guy from Brooklyn!
then they just shout something like :Get a job, ya F*&^%ing bum! and walk away.
There- the secret's out.
Oh- if you post here, you have to reveal your superpower as well!
G.
PS. "Beware evil doers, Wherever you are!!!
Tahini
1. Found another white hair on my head yesterday.
That would make it-3.
Funny- I still feel like Im 11.
(I wonder how the people on SG picture meK)
2. Latest conclusions about self-
I am not a party person,
I should not try to be someone I am not.
m glad we got that one sorted out!
Now for our list.
The most excellent K. asked me to compose a list of ideal superheroes.
Hmmm... ideal would be the classics- Spiderman (my favorite- even before the movie), Superman (don't like him so much, but he does have some nice powers), Strongbad...
But I think we have enough ideal superheroes already.
So- what I'm thinking about are the superheroes within. I believe that we're ALL superheroes- it's only a matter of finding that one thing you're good at and matching it with a cool outfit. (Btw K- I would personally go with the little Japanese girl outfit- like Noodle from the gorillaz)
So- here are my super powers- FOR YOUR EYES ONLY!!! I'm serious- this is sensitive stuff- I can't have my identities blown away! I have several, and I use them on different occasions when various arch-villains try to destroy the world.
1.Partially-Invisible Man!!! yeah- that's me. While I may seem normal and completely visible to most people, I am actually totally invisible to waiters, extremely cute girls, and NYC bus drivers.
2.Rubber- Pencil man.- know that stupid trick, when you hold a pencil with two fingers, and shake your hand to make it seem like it's made of rubber? Well- I can do it something wicked! No one can withstand the sheer amazement and awe created by this magnificent trick! Then- as my enemies are dumb-stricken, I use the pencil to stab them repeatedly until they run away, or at least until the tip breaks.
3.Tahini Man if you don't know what tahini is, then you don't know what you're missing.(it's a middle-eastern dip made from sesame seeds and spices) It's one of the best things in the world, and I can make a vicious one! I'm serious- I'm a pretty lousy cook when it comes to real food, but this thing I can make in my sleep. Even my skeptic roommate swore that it was one of the best things he had ever tasted. So- whenever I face a certain Dr. Evil or another, I just offer them to have a taste of my Tahini, after which they usually smile and say: You know, the world seems better already, I don't feel like destroying it anymore and all the evilness just fades away.
4. "RegularGuy Man!!!- ok, being a superhero, I'm on call 24/7, but I can't always have my outfit on! I mean, come on! It does get dirty occasionally, and then I need to have it dry-cleaned, and it doesn't come back untill Thursday- don't ask!
So- I just fly in my regular clothes. I know it's disappointing- I can hear people in the streets below me cry: IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A PLANE! NO, wait a minute- it's that just that idiot guy from Brooklyn!
then they just shout something like :Get a job, ya F*&^%ing bum! and walk away.
There- the secret's out.
Oh- if you post here, you have to reveal your superpower as well!
G.
PS. "Beware evil doers, Wherever you are!!!
Tahini
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Thankfully you got it!
Hmmm. My super hero name...PBRMan!
I could drink even more beer and out fires with my piss!
Oh grand I would be!
JVB