so many tales to tell that i will refrain from telling any.
.......i think that i'm back. one never really knows.
.......i think that i'm back. one never really knows.
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surreal monkeys keep swinging from my ballsack.
i ask them to stop. i ask politely.
but, through out the day and night, they just keep swinging.
i must admit...i fully understand the lure of my ballsack. and were i a surreal monkey, i could not promise my non-surreal monkey self that i would not go along with the mad majority and swing till i could...
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i ask them to stop. i ask politely.
but, through out the day and night, they just keep swinging.
i must admit...i fully understand the lure of my ballsack. and were i a surreal monkey, i could not promise my non-surreal monkey self that i would not go along with the mad majority and swing till i could...
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juliana:
Clothed activities also welcome.
"It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious."
-oscar wilde.
........my personal migration is in the direction of charming, with every hope of leaving the lands of tediousness behind. oh, it is true that i have a great deal to report to my loyal readers, yet so little energy with which to do so.
i will say...
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-oscar wilde.
........my personal migration is in the direction of charming, with every hope of leaving the lands of tediousness behind. oh, it is true that i have a great deal to report to my loyal readers, yet so little energy with which to do so.
i will say...
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juliana:
one of my favorite things about you is that we can never get a hold of each other.
no, really. it makes me smile.
no, really. it makes me smile.
miami:
Even though smoking crack may give the appearance of more energy, and certainly selling it will make you "skrill", it doesn't mean you can do it forever. But for now...go ahead, wrap yourself in some new Bling, and enjoy it while it lasts. But just remember...crime doesn't pay...
anybody need a roommate?
this relative of a mythical beast needs a new home.....
.....any takers?
this relative of a mythical beast needs a new home.....
.....any takers?
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neko:
come see me
capnvik:
are you sure you want to live in the West Valley
the firewater has robbed me of any self-respect.
these are hard times in the world of grendel_kin....
....damn firewater.
....damn hard times.
life?....you know what i'm saying, kiddies?....life.
these are hard times in the world of grendel_kin....
....damn firewater.
....damn hard times.
life?....you know what i'm saying, kiddies?....life.
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cedar:
exactly.
maxi:
Never, no boob jobs for me, even if my right one is a tad smaller than the left one, i'd like to see a pair of perfectly even nuts befor i even think of going under the knife!
the nightingales song followed our hero's ascent....himmering and hammering with every reluctant shuffle of his feet.
it had all happened so swiftly....
Life had raised it's ugly, malformed head and contested our hero's plans....and, after the battle's last deadly strike was struck, our hero fell victim to Life. Life and her many priorities. Life and her many realities. Life. Life. Life. Life always wins.
....and...
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it had all happened so swiftly....
Life had raised it's ugly, malformed head and contested our hero's plans....and, after the battle's last deadly strike was struck, our hero fell victim to Life. Life and her many priorities. Life and her many realities. Life. Life. Life. Life always wins.
....and...
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neko:
*come here and make me do my work*
surlyclown:
I'm with you...I hate alcohol as well. Oh god...my brain still hurts.
However, I did have a totally fantastic time and enjoyed hanging out with you and Dave a lot. I hope we can do it again...sometime far in the future when my body can tolerate drinking again.
I'll send you an email tomorrow with the game info.
However, I did have a totally fantastic time and enjoyed hanging out with you and Dave a lot. I hope we can do it again...sometime far in the future when my body can tolerate drinking again.
I'll send you an email tomorrow with the game info.
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juliana:
What about the calls?
... I haven't heard the phone ringing. How odd.
Well, if no talking occurs between now and Prom, I comfort myself with the fact that Warrior-Poets will next be seen in all their finery, on the 15th...
Melt me good. You should expect to be slapped.
... I haven't heard the phone ringing. How odd.
Well, if no talking occurs between now and Prom, I comfort myself with the fact that Warrior-Poets will next be seen in all their finery, on the 15th...
Melt me good. You should expect to be slapped.
neko:
hey. stop that already. i need smart-ass remarks on my journal entries. come the hell back, bastard.
and hey, how big IS my dick?
xo
you know who
and hey, how big IS my dick?
xo
you know who
.............no pulse.................
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neko:
i'm just gonna post more for the fuck of it. just cause i can.
juliana:
You... you KILLED him!
i fought a man today.
i fought a man today and won.
it was fantastic.
he did wrong and would not apologize.
he continued to be grossly ungentlemanly...
...so i fought him and won.
now she's happier.
now i'm happier.
now he realizes it's better to apologize.
silly logic.
stupid logic.
school yard logic.
and in the end....
....glorious and gratifying logic.
your thoughts on...
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i fought a man today and won.
it was fantastic.
he did wrong and would not apologize.
he continued to be grossly ungentlemanly...
...so i fought him and won.
now she's happier.
now i'm happier.
now he realizes it's better to apologize.
silly logic.
stupid logic.
school yard logic.
and in the end....
....glorious and gratifying logic.
your thoughts on...
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bob_dobalina:
i'm all about conflict moderation and all that hippie shit but sometimes your hands have got to have the answer to certain questions.
although i visit the islands more frequently than the average bear, i'd hesitate to call myself a kama'aina. but i did formerly work for senator inouye in dc and spent a month on oahu working for his re-election campaign.
although i visit the islands more frequently than the average bear, i'd hesitate to call myself a kama'aina. but i did formerly work for senator inouye in dc and spent a month on oahu working for his re-election campaign.
scopitone6248:
"Mutatis Mutandis"
Sometimes one must "do what must be done".
I've been in fights. Never really lost. I still prefer talking my way out of them.
But damned if brawls don't make for great stories.
Sometimes one must "do what must be done".
I've been in fights. Never really lost. I still prefer talking my way out of them.
But damned if brawls don't make for great stories.
i have this pool where i live.
not a grand pool, by any means.
not even a normal sized pool, truth be told.
If truth be told, i have actually built up quite a repertoire of jibes and insults for said pool and used them all. continuously amusing others at the expense of this pool that never did a thing to me. it would never...
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not a grand pool, by any means.
not even a normal sized pool, truth be told.
If truth be told, i have actually built up quite a repertoire of jibes and insults for said pool and used them all. continuously amusing others at the expense of this pool that never did a thing to me. it would never...
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pedigree_chump:
hey grendel in the sketch comedy group, you said that you
used to do it for a living....then one morning i woke up and was no longer funny.
what happened there then? no, really. because even though i've never done it for a living, most of my teenage years were spent writing and performing decent sketches and some promising stand up comedy. my last stand up gig was 2 years ago, but i'm 23 now, and i seem to have lost my bottle.
i don't seem to have the spontaneity and confidence i used to have.
any ideas as to how you get your mojo working?
in the sketch comedy group, you said that you
used to do it for a living....then one morning i woke up and was no longer funny.
what happened there then? no, really. because even though i've never done it for a living, most of my teenage years were spent writing and performing decent sketches and some promising stand up comedy. my last stand up gig was 2 years ago, but i'm 23 now, and i seem to have lost my bottle.
i don't seem to have the spontaneity and confidence i used to have.
any ideas as to how you get your mojo working?
neko:
good luck with that... at this point, i think you're hopeless...
god, i seem to have absorbed your sense of humor.
ps. sorry about not being able to talk.. wierd nite...
god, i seem to have absorbed your sense of humor.
ps. sorry about not being able to talk.. wierd nite...
tonight was an evening of family phone calls.......
Every sweet has its sour; every evil its good.
.....funny that i quote Emerson, a man who had such disdain for quoters...dirty, dirty quoters!!!!!
more Emerson...
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit.
fuck....i know that i put that IDIOT'S...
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Every sweet has its sour; every evil its good.
.....funny that i quote Emerson, a man who had such disdain for quoters...dirty, dirty quoters!!!!!
more Emerson...
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit.
fuck....i know that i put that IDIOT'S...
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juliana:
Gentle, I know. 
I should think it strange that most people think I'm more charming when I'm bitter and cynical. But somehow it makes sense to me.
Never fear, brain chemicals never light for long. And I can only eat so much chocolate to make up for it.
May 15. Should be good. What're you planning on wearing?
I should think it strange that most people think I'm more charming when I'm bitter and cynical. But somehow it makes sense to me.
Never fear, brain chemicals never light for long. And I can only eat so much chocolate to make up for it.
May 15. Should be good. What're you planning on wearing?
neko:
.....and worry not, dear one, i am sleeping enough for twelve of us.
i really do hate you.
the last word..............
zymurgy.
zymurgy.
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juliana:
I know you're doing better than I think, but still I can't help but worry a teensy bit.
p.s. i will buy tickets this week.
p.s. i will buy tickets this week.
juliana:
bar brawls... post pictures, please.
sleep ... no pictures necessary.
sleep ... no pictures necessary.
filthy bastard.