grendel

Slowly gearing myself up for the long haul across country. It's still a month away, but the mental preparation required for such a journey can be intense. Plus I have to choose which CDs I want to listen to. Any suggestions?

If I was a cartoon there'd be big black thunderclouds with zig-zags of lightning coming out of them over my head right now and I'd be soaking wet and people would be giving me odd sideways glances. My shoes would be to big and my ears would be overemphasized. Dead cupids would litter the sidewalk in front of me and I'd have a big nasty...
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So if you're having one of those days where you'd rather um. . . I was going to get unneccesarily graphic here but I'll just say "eat something really nasty."

To restart:

So, if you're having a really bad day and things just aren't going the way they should be and there's absolutely no love to be fond anywhere, what do you do?

You know...
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I'm relatively sure there are still monsters living under my bed.

Sometimes the world is a funny small funny place. And small. But funny too. While at the same time being small. I'm going to sleep now.

It's raining here tonight. I did one of my all time favorite things. I went for sushi. Then I went to the movies. Then I got in my truck and just drove and drove and drove and listened to the perfect CD and made it out onto some obscure country road and turned off the headlights and pretended to fly.

Big fat raindrops hit the...
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Damn, now that this Maryland thing is happening, it's happening FAST. End of the month I'll be out looking for a place, then I'll probably start driving out there towards the end of March. Two months from now my life will be completely different.

*doing my best Keaneuauenaauua Reeves impression*

"Whoa."

[radio edit]

So after nearly a year of yes-no-maybe-no-yes-no-no-no-no-maybe it's finally a YES! Baltimore is going to be larger by one beekeeper right around the end of March.

I had to break out the rusty under-used happy dance for this little bit of news.

I'm so stoked it's just beyond words.

Something is just not. . . quite. . . right

You should be my Valentine because I can make small animal sculptures out of cherry stems with my tongue.

Look! A giraffe!!



Wait a sec. How come when I type cherry it puts a picture of a cherry up? What if I just want the word cher ry? Does it put up a picture of...
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