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My one and only prayer
Is that some day you'll care
My hopes, my dreams come true
My one and only you
No-one will ever know
How much I love you so
My only prayer will be
Some day you'll care for me
But it's only make believe

frown
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tarbaby:
fuck you motherfucker-next time i see you you're going down!!!! wink
thepromdate:
san francisco wishes it was new york. i wish it was new york.

maybe that does explain all the honking. thanks greegster. you're a genius. (pat on the back)
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Seriously....who gives a rat's ass!!
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punkinhead:
I do for real

ph
friedbanana:
I have been known to give one now and again. Only for special people and only on birthdays.
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Ok time to catch up....

Tuesday night Ava ,Heather, and Magenta all came to Sacto to party...So awesome I love them so much!
The Gang of SGSAC consisting of Myself, JustSayFaux, Cardcheat and the above mentioned three lovely ladies hit the Dance floor and cozied up to the bar for Drinks and Debauchery...but sadly no sodomy...or was there wink

But yes Tuesday night was a blast...
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jagerfairy:
what in the fuck is a ................chum.........chumbawum......
........whatever???......................

enlighten me.

(and send more jokes)
miss_magenta:
i had a great time as well! biggrin i just wish my party-pooper ass could have stayed longer. frown

next time. *hugs*
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Ok ...im still recovering from this weekend but here is my reviewof Warped broken down by days

Sat ( SF )

It was a beautiful day...finding a parking spot sucked as we got a late start on the day due to the previous nights partying.
Arrived just in time to catch the last song of Dropkick Murphys...sounded pretty good and was bummed that I missed...
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quinn:
only if you'll scrub mine.
fun journal entry. glad it didn't kill ya though. we would miss you on here.
kiss
cardcheat:
Who you callin' a pussy?!?!?! I'm gonna rip you a new asshole tonite, Gregg! (and yer gonna like it) wink
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ok so I am coming to the conlusion that going to back to back days of Warped tour in the blistering heat...is not good for me anymore....IM FUCKING EXHAUSTED!!



but I did have a fabulous time
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onefoolishline:
i'll give you a fabulous time.

biggrin biggrin
miss_magenta:
i gave up on warped a few years ago. there is just way too many people there for me to enjoy it. i'm glad you had a good time though. *hugs*
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Ok this weekend will be a crazy one.....

Friday night - Drinking...
Saturday - Warped Tour SF
Sunday - Warped Tour SAC

Plus im excited cuz some rad girlies from the bay are coming in the middle of next week for a visit!!!!

What are your plans this weekend?

ooo aaa
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onefoolishline:
slurp.
punkinhead:
Fri - Play with the cats, play with the girlfriend, write

Sat - Wrote, played with the cats, played with the girlfriend

Sun - Writing, playing with the cats, playing with the girlfriend

hmm . . .

ph
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Ok we bashed the guys...now as promised it is the girls turn....but really i do love you ladies...and smoe of you men even RAWWWRRRRRRR!!

Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Q: Why do women have smaller feet then men?
A:...
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jagerfairy:
man , yer gunna make me delve into the elementary school archives for more material , aren't you?...............

I can't believe I'm trading poop jokes instead of looking at hot neked goth girls...............................

what would my friends say.........................
fractal:
those made me giggle
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I decided to make a new entry with some funnies...this one will be male bashing....enjoy ladies...you are next!

Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A: They don't have time.

Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common?
A: They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

Q: How many men does it take to screw...
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jagerfairy:
first of all: you will ALWAYS walk into something dirty on MY profile...............heh heh.

secondly: oh how I do love a good joke.
the first one touched me in that "infantile girly giggling turned belly laugh" sort o way.

and thirdly: have you considered the possibility that there is a "deeper " meaning behind your fixation with jokes about excrement???

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
jagerfairy:
so two sausages are fryin in a pan...........................

the one sausage turns to the other and says ,"damnnit man , is it hot in here or what??"

and the second sausage says................................

"SWEET JESUS A TALKING FUCKING SAUSAGE!!!!!"

(really , it's better with interpretive dance)
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Ok ....so my 5 day weekend is over frown

But I had a blast and drank insane amounts of alcohol...hung out with some great people love
and made and recieved some drunken late night phone calls...love those!

The SF gang was a blast to hang with on Sat...I wish I couldve stayed longer.

Requiem put on a truly stellar event so mad props to him.

I wish...
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jagerfairy:
amen brotha.
punkinhead:
SGATL sucks too. Nobody is trying to hang out at all.

Been offline for a while, hope you are well.

take it light,

ph
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YAY...i have a week off from work so bitchin!!

Tonight I am going to meet up with Cardcheat and JustSayFaux at a club to do some drinkin....

Tomorrow take care of some Biz and then do some BMX'n

Friday get drunk and watch Fireworks

Saturday Im going to Napa to hang with some great people

Sunday going dancing at a goth club ( yummy goth...
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jagerfairy:
AND 3 CHEERS FOR SPELLING JAGER WRONG WHEN THERE'S A PICTURE OF THE DAMN BOTTLE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!!!!!!

(tee hee)

jagerfairy:
sorry doll,
I one mean bitch .

and as the jager fairy , I am bound to protect the good name.

you understand.