I looked into my crystal ball and saw these events coming to pass in the coming year....
Michael Jackson will be found not guilty on all charges only to be back in jail a month after release on fraud charges for making the public believe he has done anything woth a shit since the thriller album and an additonal charge of molestion of his pet monkey bubbles...that charge will be dropped however when bubbles testifies that it was consentual.
Orlando Bloom will marry David Schwimmer in a private ceremony....orlando was quoted as saying..."damn that Ross is so dreamy"
Brittney Spears career will come to a screeching halt when her boobs and ass leave her for a solo carreer.....they were quoted as saying..."we knew she was nothing without us"..."let the beeyotch starve".
Ashton Kutcher will be heartbroken when its discovered that his relationship with Demi was just a year long episode of Punk'd.
The Grammy's will be cancelled when it discovered that stroking the dicks of the pompous rich and famous is completely stupid
The Oscars cancel shortly after...
Donald Trump will shave his head....thus providing hair for 50 cancer children....the hair dresser was quoted as saying " I thought i would never reach the end of that combover"
3FF will be declared the new kings of pop when it is discovered that greggster is the shit....so take a big whiff!!
Michael Jackson will be found not guilty on all charges only to be back in jail a month after release on fraud charges for making the public believe he has done anything woth a shit since the thriller album and an additonal charge of molestion of his pet monkey bubbles...that charge will be dropped however when bubbles testifies that it was consentual.
Orlando Bloom will marry David Schwimmer in a private ceremony....orlando was quoted as saying..."damn that Ross is so dreamy"
Brittney Spears career will come to a screeching halt when her boobs and ass leave her for a solo carreer.....they were quoted as saying..."we knew she was nothing without us"..."let the beeyotch starve".
Ashton Kutcher will be heartbroken when its discovered that his relationship with Demi was just a year long episode of Punk'd.
The Grammy's will be cancelled when it discovered that stroking the dicks of the pompous rich and famous is completely stupid
The Oscars cancel shortly after...
Donald Trump will shave his head....thus providing hair for 50 cancer children....the hair dresser was quoted as saying " I thought i would never reach the end of that combover"
3FF will be declared the new kings of pop when it is discovered that greggster is the shit....so take a big whiff!!
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Hungover Jade
The only compaint Vicki had about the night was that no cute lesbians tried to hit on her.