greggster

^ Yes but can you write GREGGSTER along the neck with your tongue while doing so?

I know you're not someone to write something like this hoping that everyone will shower you with "But you're so awesome and loved!" comments, but I don't give a shit! I'm gonna write what I wanna write and I'm gonna "write it as it is!" and that's that!

While you're only 40 years old, you've lived more than 5 men.

There is no shame in any honest job. Especially right now.

Fuck owning a house that you pay more than you would in rent, stress like fuck over, get pushed over edge after edge by everyone who thinks they can use it as leverage to make you work your fuckin' ass off for them, all just to have the thing crumble in an earthquake or fire anyway.

A car will come to you soon enough, I hope. It should definitely be a top priority for you, even if it's an 87 Honda Accord that smokes more than you do. It's always nice to have it as an option to potentially live in (which you can get an older minivan for under a grand on craigslist). In the mean time, you got a cool bike and summer's about here so that's really all you need at the moment.

Hopefully you can get a license soon. Although they have no value towards your being a catch, they're fuckin' handy.

Actually, you do drink a lot. I've talked to you an awful lot sober though. More than I did when you lived back east. Perhaps of your choice, perhaps not, but the fact does still remain.

I don't know if you're a lousy catch as I've never fucked you. You do kiss ok though.