This morning started off dandy...
I went out to warm up my car per the usual....only this time as i stepped out side my foot lands on the skating rink that used to be our front walk. In a second my fett were flying over my head...I think i hung in mid air for like three seconds. I landed full force onto my back knocking the wind right out of me. So i sat there for a minute and caught my breath, thanked jehovah that no one was outside to see, found my keys that went flying into the snow and said a few cuss words...
I bruised my ribs pretty bad in the process but other than that..none the worse for wear.
Icy Sidewalk - 1
Greggster - 0
I went out to warm up my car per the usual....only this time as i stepped out side my foot lands on the skating rink that used to be our front walk. In a second my fett were flying over my head...I think i hung in mid air for like three seconds. I landed full force onto my back knocking the wind right out of me. So i sat there for a minute and caught my breath, thanked jehovah that no one was outside to see, found my keys that went flying into the snow and said a few cuss words...
I bruised my ribs pretty bad in the process but other than that..none the worse for wear.
Icy Sidewalk - 1
Greggster - 0
VIEW 17 of 17 COMMENTS
bepps:
$43 can save thousands in chiropractor fees later on. 
bepps:
Oh. Or if it's possible, you can even find a waterbed heater for free from a friend or whatever and lay a mat on top of it. Or buy one on ebay for next to nothing. But I'd bet you can find them fuckers by the dozen at a goodwill or something like that, whatever thrift stores you guys have out there, and line the whole damn walkway with em laying a carpet on top (I'd suggest a red carpet just to be all 1920s movie star style).