I decided to make a new entry with some funnies...this one will be male bashing....enjoy ladies...you are next!
Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A: They don't have time.
Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common?
A: They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
Q: How many men does it take to screw...
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Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A: They don't have time.
Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common?
A: They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
Q: How many men does it take to screw...
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Ok ....so my 5 day weekend is over 
But I had a blast and drank insane amounts of alcohol...hung out with some great people
and made and recieved some drunken late night phone calls... those!
The SF gang was a blast to hang with on Sat...I wish I couldve stayed longer.
Requiem put on a truly stellar event so mad props to him.
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But I had a blast and drank insane amounts of alcohol...hung out with some great people
and made and recieved some drunken late night phone calls...
those!
The SF gang was a blast to hang with on Sat...I wish I couldve stayed longer.
Requiem put on a truly stellar event so mad props to him.
I wish...
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jagerfairy:
amen brotha.
punkinhead:
SGATL sucks too. Nobody is trying to hang out at all.
Been offline for a while, hope you are well.
take it light,
ph
Been offline for a while, hope you are well.
take it light,
ph
YAY...i have a week off from work so bitchin!!
Tonight I am going to meet up with Cardcheat and JustSayFaux at a club to do some drinkin....
Tomorrow take care of some Biz and then do some BMX'n
Friday get drunk and watch Fireworks
Saturday Im going to Napa to hang with some great people
Sunday going dancing at a goth club ( yummy goth...
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Tonight I am going to meet up with Cardcheat and JustSayFaux at a club to do some drinkin....
Tomorrow take care of some Biz and then do some BMX'n
Friday get drunk and watch Fireworks
Saturday Im going to Napa to hang with some great people
Sunday going dancing at a goth club ( yummy goth...
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jagerfairy:
AND 3 CHEERS FOR SPELLING JAGER WRONG WHEN THERE'S A PICTURE OF THE DAMN BOTTLE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!!!!!!
(tee hee)
(tee hee)
jagerfairy:
sorry doll,
I one mean bitch .
and as the jager fairy , I am bound to protect the good name.
you understand.
I one mean bitch .
and as the jager fairy , I am bound to protect the good name.
you understand.
YAY...i have a week off from work so bitchin!!
Tonight I am going to meet up with Cardcheat and JustSayFaux at a club to do some drinkin....
Tomorrow take care of some Biz and then do some BMX'n
Friday get drunk and watch Fireworks
Saturday Im going to Napa to hang with some great people
Sunday going dancing at a goth club ( yummy goth...
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Tonight I am going to meet up with Cardcheat and JustSayFaux at a club to do some drinkin....
Tomorrow take care of some Biz and then do some BMX'n
Friday get drunk and watch Fireworks
Saturday Im going to Napa to hang with some great people
Sunday going dancing at a goth club ( yummy goth...
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Frigga is so sweet....i just discovered the "testimonials" section and I looked at mine and she had given me one....what a dear she is...I will have to do some soon.
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heavenlystranger:
shit, if i had a digital camera....um...i'd have a pic up
but i don't
i'll try
but i don't
i'll try
hel:
SLAYER!!!
it seems as though i am all powerfull....
:hel:
it seems as though i am all powerfull....
:hel:
sometimes i just want get on tv and just let loose..but i can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
EDIT!!!
Often times I think my life kinda sucks...but no matter how much I feel that way at least im not this guy
yeah this guy right here!!
EDIT!!!
Often times I think my life kinda sucks...but no matter how much I feel that way at least im not this guy
yeah this guy right here!!
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tarbaby:
it depends on when it is and how the weather is,ya know?
and update your journal,yo
and update your journal,yo
thepromdate:
when i was in sac last week, i picked up a copy of alive & kicking. it reminds me of the old days..sigh....oh, and i'm convinced that dimple is the coolest place to be in when it's hot outside. burrrrrr. yeah, just like old times.
I'm really sad today....one of the nicest guys i have met in long time is leaving. He is going back to his home state and this makes me sad. Sad because I didnt get to spend much time with the guy. You don't very often run into people these days that are genuine which is why i am sad. Hopefully we can stay in touch....
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tarbaby:
sooo sad....you need to go to my thread and say poop or male a sad face or something...i want to keep at the top.
thursday:
no go no go!
so long farewell goodbye.......
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tarbaby:
um,i just got home from sf and i miss you. what am i going to do the whole rest of the weekend without you???
thelastasthmatic:
is that from a jeff buckley song?
This week is draggin some serious ass for some reason
I think tonight im going to get my drink on after practice!
I think tonight im going to get my drink on after practice!
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estrada:
I like to drink soda.
cardcheat:
Great idea. I hope to see you drinking on Friday, also.
Lame ass .,....that decribes my weekend
from my cell phone not working because some jackass forgot to pay his bill online...to the fact that we as a band got nothing accomplished to the lovely manic high/ low that reared its ugly head on me this weekend it was an all around cluster fuck of a weekend.
YAY !
from my cell phone not working because some jackass forgot to pay his bill online...to the fact that we as a band got nothing accomplished to the lovely manic high/ low that reared its ugly head on me this weekend it was an all around cluster fuck of a weekend.
YAY !
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justsayfaux:
lethargy gets my full backing. i know all the good dirt -- so if hazing is required, im the guy to go to. let me know..hahaha
thepromdate:
if you went to school with david, then you went to school with ME!! yeah!! what year were you? RL in the house.
Time for a new journal...I thought today I would put up some lyrics from of our songs....its kinda depressing but oh well it is Friday the 13th after all 
As most of you know I am bi polar which gives me manic highs at times followed by huge lows ...they are actually not bad as of late so im feel lucky for that...this song is...
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As most of you know I am bi polar which gives me manic highs at times followed by huge lows ...they are actually not bad as of late so im feel lucky for that...this song is...
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punkinhead:
hmmm . . .
i want to hear it now . . .
be well,
ph
i want to hear it now . . .
be well,
ph
thelastasthmatic:
i love you more than toast.
got a recording o' this??
got a recording o' this??
ok this is a test to see who actually comes to read my journal...and who just reads it when they come to reply to something I say in theirs ....so for the next few days I am not going to make comments in anyones journals and see who stops by!
oh and if you havent seen them yet go check my pics and see the...
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punkinhead:
your on my steady "check see whats up" list
be well,
ph
be well,
ph
frigga:
i read your journal.
it's the reason i only allow two pages of friends for myself.
you are one of the few that update.
BABY KITTIES!!
and i like how squashed your head looks in that profile pic.
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it's the reason i only allow two pages of friends for myself.
you are one of the few that update.
BABY KITTIES!!
and i like how squashed your head looks in that profile pic.
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secondly: oh how I do love a good joke.
the first one touched me in that "infantile girly giggling turned belly laugh" sort o way.
and thirdly: have you considered the possibility that there is a "deeper " meaning behind your fixation with jokes about excrement???
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
the one sausage turns to the other and says ,"damnnit man , is it hot in here or what??"
and the second sausage says................................
"SWEET JESUS A TALKING FUCKING SAUSAGE!!!!!"
(really , it's better with interpretive dance)