· My head hurts like a motherfucker.
· I got a haircut today and I'm balder than I've ever been.
· If you aren't following @ivylina and @ainoa you are seriously missing out. Not only are they fucking beautiful they're just all around awesome people.
· I will spend the next several hours absorbed in Minecraft.
· I'm seriously considering asking a waitress on a date tomorrow. I'm so not ready to start dating after the whole Yana debacle but she asked my friend about me the other day and since then, I can't stop thinking about her.
· Even if I don't ask her out, I'll still get wings for 25 cents each. I can't pass that up.