Blog homework

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What are the three best gifts for someone like me? I put a lot of time and thought into this topic but at last I've come upon the perfect answer.

1 a bag of weed

2 a carton of cigarettes

3 a case of beer

Any and all combinations thereof are acceptable.

What can I say? I like the simple things in life.

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greenless:
Oh! That's awesome @littleharpy. Twenty one is the best birthday, in my opinion. Our birthdays are kinda close. Mine is coming up, too. Fuck yeah Team Bieber! 😊
kalchaamer:
Damn, I forgot point 3 on my list...

Friday

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"I, once upon a time

Carried a burden inside

I sung a last goodbye

A broken rhyme I had underlined

There's an ocean of sorrow in you

A sorrow in me."

Opeth, Burden

Absurdity

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I think a new record has been set in the Would you have sex with the person above you thread. Dude skipped four people, four fucking people, to say yes to the female.

News flash, dude: Just because you say yes to the pretty girl doesn't mean she's actually going to sleep with you. Bummer, I know, but reality. Face it.

And this, ladies
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vanissa:
I love when I see blog posts like this. 😂😂 The ending made me laugh. Thank you for that
1akbrian:
I think that is a record let me check.... Why yes it is. Here's your award 🏆 @littleharpy 

Insomnia

10

I was inspired to write this by everyone's favorite pirate, Mr Feather.
Random facts about your friendly bearded rock maven:

° I've lived in Columbus Ohio almost my entire life. I moved to southern Illinois for about two years in my early 20s and had some fun but Columbus is and always will be home.

° I've been to so many concerts in my life...
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cripplethreat:
You had me at peanut butter and Fight Club. 
colere:
Miss u

Wednesday

8

"More mass shootings than days in 2015"

Jesus, that's hard to wrap my mind around. You know, this world is such a beautiful place but it's nearly impossible sometimes to see it.

My sympathy to everyone affected by the senseless act in California today.

Next time you're with a loved one, just give them a hug. Seemingly small acts like that can have
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8ball2:
Think they need to start building safe rooms for ppl to flee in public buildings (I know it's a stretch) when shootings happen, just so sad to see this stuff happens too often 😢.
cripplethreat:
It's pretty scary. 

Wednesday

6

I've been a little quieter than usual in regards to blogging and I apologize for that. Life is treating me well in general but this time of year is particularly difficult. The cold, the gloom, the lack of sunshine; it all wreaks havoc on my emotions and my sleep schedule. It seems that no matter how much or how little sleep I get, I'm constantly...
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mojo7673:
@greenless thanks for posting friend. Do come and chat if you need to vent!
fearthestars:
👊 We all know it's mutual.  Hope the rest of your day is better

Sunday

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"So, so long ago,

and so far away,
when Time was just a line
that you fed me,
when you wanted to stay,

we'd talk
as soft as chalk,
till morning came, pale as a pearl:

No time!
No time!
Now, I have got all the time
in the world."

Joanna Newsome, Soft as Chalk

Saturday

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Okay, I'm redoing this blog because I did a thing, bear with me.

Here's my Christmas tree. I think it's pretty. 🙂

ainoa:
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soultry:
I put mine up on Thursday and now half the lights just went out. Total bummer! Now I have to pretend to know what I'm doing and do the dreaded Christmas light investigation! Wish I had a husband right now! Lol
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