greenblooded

For years I have struggled with a desire too shocking too speak of. I have denied my impulses and resisted temptation. I have turned away from opportunity that has presented itself and gone about my life while the need bubbled below the surface (shit metaphor for the win)

Today I gave in and surrendered myself to the dark whim. Of course I vascillated for a while trying to talk myself out of it, but after all this time the instinct was too strong.

This, ladies and gentlemen, was the story of how I went to shops and bought myself an iPod.