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its almost two.. im' still in my pj's. skipped class today due to a late night last night...
went to Jillians with kids from Sprint. Got quite silly and threatned to take one of my co-workers home with me.. lol didnt happen but the idea was nice.
ummm....its pretty col in my place. i left the AC on. the cicadas are attacking everything including my car. theres some new pictures of em after a rain fall the other day
i work at acme tonight. i dont have much exciting to say besides that stuff..
i should take a shower soon heh i'm dirty
eating would be a splendid idea also. hm...what is left in this place?
time to go find out.
11:25 at night....rockin out to Him. jesus christ.. i would marry this guy if i could get my hands on him. there is nothing hotter than a guy singing about love..
yeah ::melts:: i wanna have sex to this music...when i grow up im going to have a whole room in my house devoted to great sex..that way whoever i marry will never get bored =) not to mention ill be happy. its gonna have surround sound, lots of pillows, mirrors.. uhh... maybe some sort of hottub.. but most important suround sound oh god thats hot....music is sexy. and i wanna fuck to this music...
i think i might be in heat
didnt nkow that happened to girls did ya? lol
yeahhh.. anyway. heres some fun filled facts on why being monogmous is a wonderful thing...
Chalmydia, a bacterial infection causes discharge from teh penis or vagina and is the highest STD in America.
Gonorrhea, another bacterial STD causes a thick yellow discharge from the penis or vagina, abdominal pain, painful urination, fever, and is Number two on my list of Nasties passed when your a whore.. this is also known as the drip, clap, or dose. eww hua?
Syphilis, bacterial STD, which occurs in 4 stages (1-3 are treatable but damage is irreversable) has the fun effects of body rashes, sore throat, hair loss, and central nervous system damage! this fun spiral shaped bactria also causes mental illness late in stage 4 before you die! Christopher Columbus as well as Capone died of syphilis..
Genital Warts..our first of the Viral STDs causes dry growths, grey or pink in color, which form a cauliflower like mass found on the penis, vaginal lips, or canal or on the cervix.. wishing you hadnt eaten your veggies when you were young hua? heheh there is no cure for those nasty lil bumps and its estimated that 40% of the population have Genital HPV!!!
Herpes Simplex Virus, Viral #2, painful, fluid filled blisters that erup.. no cure or treatment.. but hey, maybe you can be in one of those cool abreva commertials right? 70-90% of adults have been exposed to one strain of the virus.
and last on my fun list.. (i'm excluding HIV and several others cause..well i just dont feel like theres enough popularization of the other STDs.. fuckin HIV is hogging all the press coverage!!)..
..Hepatitis B another nasty lil viral infection can cause anorexia, abdominal discomfort, nausea, vomiting, rash, and jaundice. ...WHOO HOO!!
soo...heres the lesson of the day kids. next time your about to eat cauliflower, think Genital Warts! ohh.. wait... no thats not the lesson but its a good side note..
WRAP YOUR WEEWEE!!
or at least get checked 2 times a year.. unless your like me and never get any =)
YEAHHHH!!! gO HERE! leahkhas;kjkj silly .. its my song
End of the World - Ebaumsworld.com if you have not seen this yet... this guy is like naustradamnanananus. n stuff. WATCH IT!
its almost two.. im' still in my pj's. skipped class today due to a late night last night...
went to Jillians with kids from Sprint. Got quite silly and threatned to take one of my co-workers home with me.. lol didnt happen but the idea was nice.
ummm....its pretty col in my place. i left the AC on. the cicadas are attacking everything including my car. theres some new pictures of em after a rain fall the other day
i work at acme tonight. i dont have much exciting to say besides that stuff..
i should take a shower soon heh i'm dirty
eating would be a splendid idea also. hm...what is left in this place?
time to go find out.
11:25 at night....rockin out to Him. jesus christ.. i would marry this guy if i could get my hands on him. there is nothing hotter than a guy singing about love..
yeahhh.. anyway. heres some fun filled facts on why being monogmous is a wonderful thing...
Chalmydia, a bacterial infection causes discharge from teh penis or vagina and is the highest STD in America.
Gonorrhea, another bacterial STD causes a thick yellow discharge from the penis or vagina, abdominal pain, painful urination, fever, and is Number two on my list of Nasties passed when your a whore.. this is also known as the drip, clap, or dose. eww hua?
Syphilis, bacterial STD, which occurs in 4 stages (1-3 are treatable but damage is irreversable) has the fun effects of body rashes, sore throat, hair loss, and central nervous system damage! this fun spiral shaped bactria also causes mental illness late in stage 4 before you die! Christopher Columbus as well as Capone died of syphilis..
Genital Warts..our first of the Viral STDs causes dry growths, grey or pink in color, which form a cauliflower like mass found on the penis, vaginal lips, or canal or on the cervix.. wishing you hadnt eaten your veggies when you were young hua? heheh there is no cure for those nasty lil bumps and its estimated that 40% of the population have Genital HPV!!!
Herpes Simplex Virus, Viral #2, painful, fluid filled blisters that erup.. no cure or treatment.. but hey, maybe you can be in one of those cool abreva commertials right? 70-90% of adults have been exposed to one strain of the virus.
and last on my fun list.. (i'm excluding HIV and several others cause..well i just dont feel like theres enough popularization of the other STDs.. fuckin HIV is hogging all the press coverage!!)..
..Hepatitis B another nasty lil viral infection can cause anorexia, abdominal discomfort, nausea, vomiting, rash, and jaundice. ...WHOO HOO!!
soo...heres the lesson of the day kids. next time your about to eat cauliflower, think Genital Warts! ohh.. wait... no thats not the lesson but its a good side note..
WRAP YOUR WEEWEE!!
or at least get checked 2 times a year.. unless your like me and never get any =)
YEAHHHH!!! gO HERE! leahkhas;kjkj silly .. its my song
End of the World - Ebaumsworld.com if you have not seen this yet... this guy is like naustradamnanananus. n stuff. WATCH IT!
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paradogmatic:
Whomever you marry will indeed be a lucky guy ..
maddy:
umm quit breaking down and stuff...