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I'M IN MOTHERFUCKIN' CALIFORNIA!
sorry, first time here, and yes, i'm a little excited. blow me.
please?
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juliana:
shit. i knew SOME fucker would find the loophole.
... damn you. damn you to hell.

no cookie for you!

skull
juliana:
10-foot walk off a 6-foot plank?
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for those of you not at the show last night - die now. you missed the best show ever. you have no reason to live.

and i may have achieved something that would be fucking amazing... more later. maybe.
lil_billy_ben:
Marry xmas, bro. smile

BillyEL SUICIDO LOCOBen
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okay everyone, murder by death heads out on the road today for a week-long headlining tour, concluding with a kickass show at the metro in chicago.
the tour laminates look fucking tits. check the site (Murder By Death) for dates, and if they're playing near you -
FUCKING GO DAMMIT!
and if you like to rock, i'll see you at the metro next...
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thirtyseven:
'murder by death' was a clue in my crossword puzzle today.

i looked into it, but they 'sho nuff aint comin here!
gojason:
ya there's plenty o' crap to do in SD. In fact the day after Xmas we're having the 3rd night of the Vice-Versa club. The cool little freaks, mods, goths, punks, hipsters, gays, whatever gather at a cool little dive bar and dance to 80's, electroclash, hip-hop, ironic indie rock untill they kick us out. Have a look-see if it sounds like your thing. Oh ya, we also have a zoo. hehehehe wink
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and welcome to the weekend. let the drinking begin.
oh... wait... it never stopped.

rhazel kick ass last night. as did lifesavas. totally fucking enjoyable. some ditzy little (though cute) sorority girl tried to hit on me while i was buyin' the cd... I just kinda smiled, took the ego boost, then shot her down.
ah-ereh All I Know eh-eh-ereh-ereh He's a buh-buh-buh He's a...
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elisabeth:
Sorority girls. Why do they make me laugh so much? Hehe.
monica:
theres not one band in your fav that i don't like love
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ah shit.. what the hell do you want?
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thirtyseven:
elisabeth:
For certain people to leave me alone. I thought they'd gone back into the woodwork, but alas, they have not *sigh.
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intertesting night -
i'm drunk.
i have two new prono mags, and a "pocket pussy"
and i only spent eighteen dollars.
it's really fun to have a friend who works at the porno store who is quitting and is totally willing to let his friends walk away with shit for free.
but at the same time... the male (i.e. like what i got for free)...
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kharnalbloodlust:
hah. my cousin's roommate had one of those he kept under his bed. it always reminded me of a lamprey or something ready to chomp down on his bits.

i can't imagine that being anything like the real thing.
xxlunerslidesxx:
um...er...pocket pussy is scarey, don't use enough lube and you chafe the little guy who just wanted to be loved, and use too much lube and it slides out of your hand. Damned if you do damned if you dont
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huh?
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posh:
your poor ass.
user8935778:
hey dood.
where you been all my life?
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you know, money really is a pain in the ass. why is it that communism only works on paper?
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miss_piss:
i love ass

:o

really goofy mood today...
sorry
gil:
Amen to that comrade