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GREETINGS BOILS & GHOULS!!!

Yup...You guessed it...It IS Time for MORE EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW IN LIFE I LEARNED FROM HORROR!!!

See...I know that I see ALOT of unhappy folks, Hell..Aren't we all? So...I figured, since I am SUCH A crappy Loner and don't know what to say when I read alot of your Journals...I said to myself,

"Hey...Not only can I offer some slightly amusing antidotes here, But...I can also give anyone that gives a fuck a little bit of a piece of Good Ol Gorewhore Gall and Wisdom, and I don't even have to write it 30 times!!!"

*ahem*

NOT that I do not enjoy hearing your troubles in this Godforsaken world...But, I figured I am nobody, ergo what I says do not mean SHIT!
But it sure can work sometimes if you shemp it.
So here...For all of you that need an epiphany to cleanse that unclean mental feeling of dispair...Just think of how freakin much Horror in general has helped us, and that we should find our wisdom wherever it happens to jump out and bite your ass.
Just doin my job.

So...Here Ya go..., Numb & Numbered, I share these helpful tips to help you endure ALL the nasty Hairdo's and Fruitless dates...

MORE EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW IN LIFE I LEARNED FROM HORROR!!!

I:ALWAYS have at least ONE trustworthy confidant keeping six for you, back to back, Someone watchin your back is GOOOOOD.

II: If All-Of-A-Sudden, Everyone involved in a Life-Threatening situation become calm, and no longer give a fuck, and seem just fine?
Get outta THAT one....Fast.

III:It's much better to swallow A Bullet, Rather than be swallowed by something that bullet would of been a waste on.

IV: Hurt & Wounded only become dead fucking weight...Drop em.

V: Chemically Zombified Lovers usually tend to only want one thing, and they want it from you?...If you Love the...Shoot em.

VI: If the person you end up trying to survive with keeps telling you that "Everything is going to be OKAY!!"...Fuck em (They are Delrious)

AND ONE LAST ONE...

VII: Do NOT piss any 'Monsters' off...Because, well...THEY ARE FRIGGIN MONSTERS!!!

(I Know...You would think THAT one was pretty freakin' obvious...But sometimes it takes some a while to figure out they indeed are dealing with a Fuckin Monster...)

Well Thats enough to add to my collection for now.
As for anything going on in my life?
Trust me...You should just go Masterbate to some of the wallpaper in this place.
Much safer for your sanity.

(Wow...An Altruistic action on my behalf? I MUST be losing it.)

Go play in traffic or something now.
I have A Scottish Cannibal to find.



OOoga BOOoga...
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!!!IMPORTANT NEWS FLASH!!!
PLEASE!! If pAuly (Yes, The One Half of "pAuly & skeneo's PICS OF INTEREST...Do Not, I repeat, DO NOT let this beautiful boy leave...and you can tell him, I SENT YOU!!!

Oh yeah...Another thing? You into Horror so much you don't think of anything else??



What have you got to lose???(Except your mind with most of the crap out these days anyways...)

The Abominable Apothecary