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HELL-OoooOOOOoooOO Boils and Ghouls!!

Well!!

Today Started Off As Wonderful as A Walk In Dogshit Park...I took A Flying Fall on My Lily-White ASS whilst Descending The Stairs First Thing this Morning...

OUCH!

So...I HAD To Make Myself Feel Better...My Body Has been SO fuckin' Sore in This Fuckin Snow...(Day after Tommorrow...HOME To VAN!! Ipee Skipee!)

So, It was actually A Fuckin' Glorius Day in The Sun, Even though it was In The Cold, and It WAS The Sun, I still Placed The Soundtrack To "Detroit Rock City" in My Water Proof Discman...(Yeah, Yeah...I'll Prolly get sucked into Buyin' One of those Fuckin' MP3 Players...JUST because I now have Thee Uber Computer to do it with...But I am A Stubborn One...) I got Into The 105 degree Spa, In Nothin But My Red Lace Top and Matching Boy Undies...The short-short type made up of Lace as well...All the Gals are wearin them, Dontcha Know...

I Carefully Lowered Myself into the Bubbling, Steaming Brew of Hot water...and Pulled A Joint from Behind My ear, Took A Full Glass of Red From The Cellar in the Other, and Sat AAAaaaallllll The way in...Flicked The Switch to REALLY sizzle, and Proceeded to Puff on My Joint, whilst KISS Started with "Shout it Out Loud" Blaring In My Ears...I sang as Loud as I wanted...and It Felt Great...

Then, After I was Finished My Joint...I Took My handy Cigarette Holder, loaded it up with A dunhill, and sank down and started to writhe to Van Halen's "Runnin' With The Devil" I was wearin My Huge One-Of-A-Kind Red Shades and was able to grasp Myself up enough to do the wildest moves in this Huge Bubbling Cauldron...When Panterra came on, I held My Glass Up High and Screamed "ACES and Take em Down Dimebag!!" along with "And SCREW YOU ANASLAMO! You Filthy Cunt!"

She Gave me Scratch Cat Fever!

Go Dimebag...Ted Nugent is Prolly Proud as Puddin'

Ya Know...Death is This Fuckin' Thing That looms Over us, Yet, In The Sun Today, Stoned, Half Naked, and able to feel just Dandy in the Water...The steam turning to frost on my fingers...Just to melt when I moved them closer...
We Gotta LIVE!
Fuck Em'...You Don't feel like You were put on This Fuckin' Rock For Nothing??

I Feel SooOOOooo Sorry for you Then...Cause I Know I have had The Bullet Bitten in two, WAY too many times...and each? I have been on The Greatest Spookhouse Ride, I admit...But when I got to The End, Everytime...Just Before The Doors to THEE Attraction ending that we ALL wait to Experience, To Signal The end of the Ride...I have Always...ALWAYS been thrown Back...Like A Vacuum Sucking me back Onto The Dirty Floor I had come from...I Have something to Accomplish...I guess...Either That, Or They Haven't got My Condo Down South Ready for me Just yet...

So, I just wanna Tell You All...Go and Do something Outrageous, Spontaneous, Hell...Whatever YOU have been humming and hawing over...GO TO IT!

I am Prolly Not Gonna Have Time to Write again, AND, I KNOW, I am not going to Have The time to Jump on and Visit All of you whom You Know I Loathe Dearly, and Prolly Owe Y'all somethin Nasty in Your Madpad right about now...
Gimme A few...I will Most Definately Get around to it...

I am Most Definately Gonna get around to Doing Everything I want to...

So Should You!

Talk To Y'all Back In Vancouver on My Uber-Computer of Sheer Indulgence...(WHICH, I will prolly have to Hire someone just to Help me get the Hang of it...Uh-Huh...No Surprise there...)

and WELCOME BACK LilMiSsMorBiD!!! My Cold Blooded Consort of Cruelty!!!
(I Knew She Couldn't Kick Us! Fright Fixes Forever Hon!! )

And The Rest Of You??

You Know...Go and Watch A Good Fuckin Horror Movie!!!



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