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PHEEEEE-YEW!! Made It Through Another Fuckin' Year On This Excuse For A Rock...HELLZAPOPPIN!! I have More Time Now...Hehehe....
So...Now That The Holiday Feelings Are As Gone as The Wrapping Paper They came in (If Any...These days...It's "Here..Go to Amazon and spend some Dough...Merry X'My Ass!!) BUT...No More of That...As I said..The Ew Year Is Once Again Upon us...You Know What THAT means...Well...For Me It Means I just may get My Entire Programming Imperatives for My TV Horror Screenin' Show In order, and FINALLY get it on TV, and I won't have to Do The Horror Hostess Thang For Rich Yuppie Types, Even Though They Pay Ridiculous Amounts of That Silly Coloured Paper Stuff for My Schtik, That I use to Finance My Life As A Horror Addict on This Rock & I KNOW My Wonderful Apothecary will Just Keep gettin' Better...(Seriously...To ALL you guys, and you know who you are...It Would Have NEVER become The Exquisite Escape it Has become for All of us, Without All Of YOU!...You Guys ROCK!!!I LOATHE You ALL So Very Deeply!!!)
I also want to say somethin here that I hope clears up some Thoughts and Misconceptions about my apparent lack of Why I Suck at answering everone back at thier MadPad...(WITHOUT soundin' like A Fuckin' Wuss of Puss!) I REALLY should apologize to all my Fiends, But I am not only REALLY F'in Busy as of late, But, Due to Medical Problems with My Hands (The people That matter Know...But If you do not...I have had RA since I was 11...That's Rhuematoid Arthritis) I Do Not talk about it, cause well...Prolly for The same reason I Do not post pics of me with Famous People, or tell too many stories about the things i have seen and doneWITH Famous People(Does Assuring Y'all That I Didn't Have sex with ANY, Tho Offered, count?)...It's Just Not Stuff you throw out to just anyone...and it really does appear as though you are tryin' to win SOME Fuckin' Popularity Contest or Whatever...So, As A Rule, I Just Do Not. So I Hope You Understand Me when I say that I REALLY, REALLY Want To be able to come and Give you all a weekly visit...But sometimes, Like as of late, I just Can't...I work all day on a computer, sketch pad, or Digital Projector...and It aint TOO bad...But when I sit down with The free time I have...I come here...See what wonderful things I get said to me...and then Feel like a shit cause I have to go and work in The Apothecary...and By The Time THAT is done?...My Hands and Wrists feel like Mush.
So...I usually Do Not make Resolutions, As My Beliefs and Spirituality Do not Permit me to allow such Pitiful Attempts...You Just Fuckin' DO IT!!! Never Settle, Jump on That Scary-Go-Round, and Grab That Motherfuckin' Ring (And Put That Lovely Ring In A MUCH Useful Place)So...I am gonna tell you all, I AM going to Do My VERY Best to Crank Out More responses to you ALL, Cause I Have learned that Around Here...(I do not Frequent anything else like this, such as 'Your Space' or other Friend-Collecting Sites...) I Mean, Sure...I could drop by once a week and tell you how you "...Should put a Grin on That Chin.." to The Depressed, Or, "...How Special That New Relationship is For You.." Or even "..YOU SUCK...Go To HELL!!" But, I Just am Not That Flakey...I do Not write to Every SG and Clickety Click the Heart Eyes Smiley, and The Kissy Face One either, 20 times...and say "GOD!!! You Are SOOOOO Beautiful"
(I would send SHIT to anyone That would do that to me...Fuckin' 20 Heart Eyes , JESUS.H.CHRIST!! One, ONE will do Folks...SHIT!!!...)
I Know I want to make A Good Thang Happen between me and You guys, as I can Honestly say That Some of You are The reason I havent cleaned My Gun to Go and Pull A Charles Whitman On Ya...HELL!! I'll admit...I Hate Humans In General...But I Absolutely am Loving The Ones Who Share In My Sentiments...& THAT Is Why I am Proud, and Able to say, That I Have Found Contentment in Discontent...And ALL That Feel The Same...
So...I am not gonna Go On Beelzebabbling...And I am Just Gonna Leave You with This Soiled Sentiment:
I Came...I Saw...And He STILL hasn't Farted and Rolled Over, So I must be Liked in some way...So...I can Only Promise what I Can Come Through with, So I Say It Here and Now...I SHALL Will Myself To Be A Better, Attentive Pal To You ALL, & I Shall be Postin Putrid Pics In Your MadPads More Often...and If I should Fail on This, You ALWAYS Have The Right To Find Me Useless, & Promptly Tell Me To Fuck Myself, and Zot Me from Your Omnipotent & Infamous "Friend List"...
Take THAT and Put It In Yer Pipe To Smoke...




GOODBYE 04', & HELL-O FIVE!!! HOPE YOU ALL ONCE AGAIN MAKE IT HERE ALIVE!!!,SS