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Greetings Boils and Ghouls...
Well...Another Week has come and gone...Let Me See...What shall I scat poetic about this fine Saturday?? Well, To begin with, we are doing the "SEXY SINEMATIC SCENES SET" For The Abominable Apothecary (My Secluded little Old Skool Horror Group That I have come to LOVE so dearly) I was supposedto have done the Premiere One on SamHain weekend...But, as anyone on the Northwest coast knows...Our weather is about as predictable as a crackhead...SO...needless to say...I had to gather my crew up again, and we are having to do it inside, which in turn changes the entire set...SO..., just a suggestion...If you plan on taking a gander at the Set...I recommend makin sure you are up on your Argento Fliks, or else the set will just look freakin weird...(and the problem with that is...?) So that is ONE of the things I should have fun doin with my boys.
With THAT being said...I shall begin on my Jaded-Fuck Rant, and All shall be, as ALWAYS, Just that...So If learning shit about me is not what you are here in my Journal for...Just go straight to my pics and Fuck Off...You Rat Bastards...However, if you are one of my fiends...Hang On Kiddliwinks, I warn you...I am not very good as far as tact goes...I have as much tact as Divine does in "Female Trouble"("WHO WANTS TO DIE FOR THE SAKE OF ART?!?!)heheh...GREAT Flick..Which brings me to my entry...I have decided to tell you That EVERYTHING I needed to know in Life, I've Learned in Horror Flicks...I have decided to share a few...ESPECIALLY My Group Fiends...cause I am sure they would agree.So Here I go with a few from....


EVERYTHING I NEEDED TO KNOW, I LEARNED IN HORROR FILMS

1. Never Trust the survivor you get stuck with...As There is a reason that he is alive along with you...
2. Don't ever go all Exhibitionist with your sex...As you may not be privy as to who is exactly watching it through gritted teeth
3. If everyone else is staying the FUCK away from you...You are probably the one whom is rotting...
4.If you are fucked up and inebriated and are lost and alone because of it...You are going to die sooner than planned...
5.If you are a slut...You are SO dead
6. Spoiled and unwise people have no street smarts...ergo...they get it faster (and they are QUITE fun to watch when they DO get it...)
7. If you see yourself being mobbed by walking Dead, You are probably lost in CrackCentral, and you were stupid to risk going down there in the first place...
8. If you are the Lone Hottie, everyone else is 'indisposed' THEN...it means that you can at least use your female wiles to save yourself...
9. If a group of gun totin hooligans kidnap you and tell you to piss your pants...DON'T DO IT! You are Fucked anyways...Go down with Clean Undies..
10. Whomever screams the loudest, is just drawing unwanted attention, and you will get it, JUST because you were so Godamn Loud!
Of course....I admit...there are many more I could post...but if you understand the parallels, you might agree with me...Its ALL about Death kids...and even if you die with the most Toys, or lived fast, and died young and left a good lookin corpse...I just have one thought for you..PUTRIFACTION...We ALL Rot...Some just sooner and more indignantly than others..Thats probably because there are SO MANY FUCKIN VICTIMS!!! and Happily? I am NOT one...So..Just remember...If you play the victim role? You wont have too many lines to memorize, cause you are SO dead...Solution? DON'T BE A FUCKIN VICTIM!!!
And on THAT note...I make my Leave to go and play with my newly acquired Feathered Familiar...Ligiea(Pictured), As her Predecessor, VulNavian, Was Killed In The Act of Defense of his life ,As A Stray Cat wandered Into My Studio and He fought Bravely, But by The Time That My Major Familiar, Yes, My Trusty,Loyal and Bad Ass (O)Siris Went and Retreived By Brute Force Navian's limp, & broken Corpse, and layed it into my hands...We were Too Late...But that Fuck of A Stray Got A Good Fuckin Gash or two By The Almighty Siris...R.I.P Little Buddy.




The New 'Lady Ligiea'A Dove/Budgie Cross
OOogaBOOoga SS


Oh Yes...BTW...The Premiere "SINESTER SEXY SINEMATIC SCENES" are FINALLYup now in The Abominable Apothecary...(IN Photosets) Just the first of many, my beloved Boils and Ghouls...and you know who you are...I am not nude in this One , HOWEVER...I WILL at LEAST be as nude as the scene calls for in the next,Seeing as THAT was the only complaint amongst otherwise AWESOME reviews...NO NUDITY, The rest of the reviews are worthy of some Note as they are from people who are a compliment within themselves...Thank ye...Y'all know who you are, YOU are ALL the reasons I need in order to Continue...Now close ter buttholes,Cause there AIN'T anymore DAMNED Sunshine bein blown up 'em... Now go...SHOO!!


NOV.17/04; Yeah Yeah...I know I gotta Update...I will when I have TIME & INSPIRATION DAMMIT!!!
But in the meantime...Heres some Pics to chew On...



Heres My Man...In Animal Form, My Familiar (O)Siris...It IS Osiris...But I also like the name Siris...So he pretty well answers to both...I would DIE without him...He actually has portals all over my Place...



:skullnce Again, The Beast at Sleep, Here lies The Almighty Osiris, who, interestingly enough, is,in Egyptology "Bringer of The Dead", Strange how it was he who retreived My poor deceased (below) Navian to me after gashing the SHIT out of the Murderer.



The Deceased (Vul)Navian, Named after "Vulnavia", Dr.Phibes' 'assistant' in "The Abominable Dr.Phibes" (Vincent Price...Surprise, Surprise!!!)R.I.P Lil Buddy...Walk with Osiris



Heres Ritchie and Me Backstage at and with a Good Friends show...I cropped The 'performer' out as he is Mucho Mondo, and I wouldn't do that to him...But thats me when I had My dreads...Just before I chopped em...(They were down to my ASS!!! For those of you that have Dreads? You know what I'm sayin!!!)
So yeah...Chew on those...I will post a proper Journal when I have something Important and Frightening to Bitch about...(btw...I also posted one XXX pic that I was spurned on by a very good member here whom I just cannot say NO to...See What I do for Fiends??)OOogaBOOoga ,SS