Hell-O Kiddliwinkies!
Do YOU know what time it is?

(Everyone shrugs, farts, scratches last weekends crotch-shavejob, and a very corrosive burp...Nice One.)

IT'S THROW-BLOOD-AND-GORE EVERYWHERE TIME!!!

Yup...Tis time for Witches cackling, and Mummies Lurching...And Wolfman Howls as Dracula plays an old eerie on the electrola...And Me?

Wellll....I would really LOVE to say I have been able to accept more gigs than I have been offered (See, this Horror thing is a fad or somethin now...What's THAT all about? I can only surmise that Hollywood's plan to make EVERY fuckin re-make they possibly can has backfired miserably, or...Have they? (Can we honestly put it past those fucknuts to ruin the good names of some of THEE most amazing moments on film JUST so they can temporarily ruin them, and make a million when all the 'cool' folks have finally discovered the originals...and sadly, through Horrorslingers like me? Do NOT think I haven't thought of it!)
Yup...The knee is lookin much better than it actually is...(Remember...It only has to 'look' good, who cares about how they actually will) So...I donned my "Hallowe'en Adventure Clothing" (Which bears an uncanny resemblance to the remainder of my clothes) and I got the goods!
And wouldn't you like to know...

Welll...I could ruin the surprise, and tell you what happens when you hold a good Gorewhore down for too long...wait...You do NOT wanna know about that...Its surely illegal to talk about in here (especially if talkin bout the wrong set will do the same!) However...I WILL tell you this:

Alright...Guess what is a Year Old Today?
(and I AM writing this during the 3-4 am hour of demons) Those of you that said todays newest SG would be WRONG! Nope...It is , in fact, THE ABOMINABLE APOTHECARY's Very first, Premiere Anniversary...and ALL I am gonna say? Only members are gonna get to see. I know I get nice and throw my Lily-White-Ass up in front of any whom care to see, But ONLY thee very finest of fiends will be fortunate (?) enough to see not but ONE to celebrate, But TWO, Yes...TWO sets (I know, I know...Its been TOO fucking Long! Betwixt my Mothers death & the dealings afterwards, and now this awful knee shit...I must admit and apologize, I have been M.I.A in the T.A.A's T&A dept.) However, as I said...I went on a spree fit for the only season I know I crack a smile for...and I have been waiting for an occaison to flaunt that snazzy corset . Wigs, make-up, costume...Oh yeah...No Holds barred...I may be sacrificing gigs for my knee's well being, But I think its time to celebrate, Shit...I know TAA's Sunday Chats sometimes get everyone a bit tipsy...But we are gonna go for a Full-On, Blow Out!
I admit...I have not been around...But MAN! Everyone has just had one fucking thing happen after another...and Godamn it, If I am going to sit back, & watch every one of those who help keep it alive 365, idly sit with nothing to say except "Man...This Sucks!"
Well, Suckage it is for YOU then, My soothsayer! For it is Fall! The pumpkins on display, waiting to get sliced up nicely, Children dreaming about toffees, witches and tooth-decay...Is there ANY other way?

So...Without A Moments delay...



SO...Take A Moment today, without delay, and just think of what Hallowe'en and Horrorflicks mean to us Gorehounds, and remember...

It Isn't A Movie...
It isn't A Movie...
It isn't A Movie...

(MANY and MUCHO thanks and Glory to TAA's resident Mad Scientist, apydiagirls, and To Our newest nightmare to ALL things Tech in TAA, Aversin who will be looking after the newest addition, Our new private chatroom, (we just had to go one step up, as if our old one wasn't good enough...) and ALL new gaming, Horror Torrent Downloads page, and , yes...you know it...FRIGHT CLUB) and ALL other members whom I KNOW will be drinkin it up and havin a giggle over Badgers ,Bombs & B-Movie's....We are only gettin better, and I could not do it without any of you boils and gals...seriously...I have not even been here for like 2 weeks! I may as well not exist, and it still Kicks ass! Thanks Guys...I loathe you all! )

So On THAT note, I hope you will be patient, and I shall be, as always, doing the 'Let's-See-Who-Still-Remembers-or-wants-to-talk-to-me' rounds in the next coupla days, Like I said...I have got some Dress-Up, Bloodying, and Takin Scary, Sexy Pics and some massive celebratory plans to engulf myself in, However...Your Madpads come first, and I shall be doing that to-morrow...So if you haven't updated, and want to tell me about any obscene Hallowe'en scene, Better do it before I get there!
(I know, I know...I AM horrible...Whaddya expect? I have my head sewn on too loose!)

Oh yeah...ONE more thing...If you don't know it yet, they are finally releasing HHOF (That's Hilarious House of Frightenstein to all you shits that who should be ashamed NOT to!) 4 episodes per DVD this month...I have got mine pre-ordered...what about YOU? (And to anyone who wants to see more of this little known staple of my youth, either go see TheOracle's profile pic to bring a misplaced flashback up again, or just go to the Fuckin site!)

So...HAPPY FUCKIN ONE YEAR TO ALL WHO MATTER, and Get ready for One Helluva recovery...I promise you will NOT be deterred by the sight of my precocious knee in upcoming said sets...

It Begins...Once again.

Your GOREWHORE...SS