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It's amazing that, despite how intuitive I am in practically every other situation, I manage to misinterpret everything the women in my life say to me. Someone needs to invent a word that describes that feeling of absolute love when it is combined with that sickeningly distressed, kinda decimated burning in the guts feeling I have right now.

Like when your grandma tells you that...
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blackberrie:
i need to get back to DTown stat... i was just talking about it today with the employment dude... its very rare to find people down here that know what doylestown is... ive met ONE person thats actually been there!!! ITS INSANE!!!!!! why dont the cool kids get the eff down to good old Ghetto McShithole georgia?? im waiting...


oh wait, dead people dont road trip...
blackberrie:
"The Museum of Infected Cock Pictures" hahahah whatttt?!?! you KNOW you wanna see that shit. i do... itll be a new form of birth control. smile
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oubliette:
Damn right I'm your favorite, buster!

*shakes double fists*
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ARGH!

Third time is the charm.

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oubliette:
blackberrie:
ive got a murder boner!!!!


make love to mother earth. dig a hole, add a little water for lubrication, and go to town!
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I was going to share a funny video here, but SG is being a cunt.
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Ha ha ha!

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This was my "horoscope" for today.

Yes, your online profile's full of the interesting things you do, but it lacks soul. It doesn't begin to describe who you really are or what you're about. Explore an anecdote that transformed your life, and incorporate it into your bio.

Here goes.

When I was a little boy, probably about three or four, I was playing in my...
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blackberrie:
baahahaha! fantastic!
oubliette:
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oubliette:
The fingers you have used to play the fiddle are too fat. To order a special concertina, please mash the strings with your palm now.
oubliette:
Oh, cool. A ronin.
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Depressing blog, begone!

A nice relaxing weekend. Rainy Sunday afternoon. What could be nicer? Maybe a giant robot with a gun that shot money.
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