goodpoltergeist

Ever wonder why you see women out in the streets and not in the kitchens? Or on the nets showing titties?

I know I do.

Anywho. So I bought the complete Generation 1 Transformers box...thing.

And I've been watching it...and I seriously don't remember Optimus Prime being such a pussy.

Like seriously, the autobots get their asses handed to them pretty much every episode (except...
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I fucking hate tongue pussies.

Amusing sentence.

Let me explain. People who can't handle spicy food. Actually those people just annoy me, the ones I hate are the ones who think they can, but really can't.

For example, the idiots who go to restaurants and order the things on the menu with little pepper or fire symbol or whatever said restaurant uses to signify an...
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I'm so fucking miserable

I'm sick, and it's lousy. I feel like shit. I'm congested, it's a lovely green color. I'm crying and sneezing all the time (not like, emotional crying...like eyes watering for no goddamn reason), I'm exhausted constantly, and I have a headache.

Kill me plz.

I'm miserable, so here's a pic for you to share in my misery. Spoilered for your protection:...
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So I used to frequent the SIlliness boards here

But they were very hostile and full of the previously mentioned elitist pricks who thought that they ruled the internets.

This didn't bother me at first, mostly b/c I just ignored them.

However then I left, and came back, and decided I didn't want to deal with them anymore, so I never returned to silliness, deciding...
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Fuck. They won't stop!!! THEY WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

I need to go to sleep. I have to wake up at 0430 tomorrow morning, and I can't go to fucking sleep!

My brain won't turn off! So here I am...looking at naked ladies, and saying WIN!

There is lots of win around this site, but there is also lots of fail and that fail makes...
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SNOW!!!

Snow! IN Auburn, Alabama!!! Sweet Jesus it's a miracle!!!

The author of this post would like to remind you that Jesus has not been scientifically proven to be sweet, and that eating Jesus may or may not have detrimental effects, especially if one is allergic to breadlike substances, or substances of a holy nature.

Hahaha

I win.