goodpoltergeist

Hot melted cheese is often used as a substitute for Napalm

See, it's all about fire. For now. But seriously...melted cheese is HOT, it burns, and it sticks to your skin, and you can't get it off. Just like napalm.

In other news...i'm about to get me some pussy!

Mmmm cheese.

In retrospect, maybe religious self-immolation wasn't the best idea

I have a theme now.

If you ever start to take me too seriously, or more importantly if you start to believe that maybe I'm taking myself to seriously, please, just read the last sentence of my blogs. I think it's best to never take yourself seriously.

I need a muffin.

Oh shit! I'm on fire!!!

Some of you may have noticed that the titles of my entries rarely have anything to do with the entries themselves. It's because I think it's funny.

The problem with the world these days is there is no de facto policy of Mutually Assured Destruction. You know, that thing the characterized and charged the enitre atmosphere of the Cold War...
Read More

Navigating the internet is kind of like navigating an asteroid field. Or an idiot field.

This entry was going to be titled "I used to have such long gorgeous hair" but then somebody made me mad.

Thinking back on it now though, the idiot completely missed my point, which is so often the case when people start bitching at me. The other people who said...
Read More

I'm going to start giving titles to my entries

Why? So people can see the titles and think "My what a clever title!"

Of course, I'd say 60% of the time (if not more) the entry itself will have very little to do with the title I have given it. It's more fun that way.

So, I have found that hot showers do so much...
Read More

My brain is swimming. My eyes won't relax and go in and out of focus...

I've spent a majority of my time today on SG. It's been great, but apparently I need a break.

Guitar Hero...going to indulge in the fantasy that I can be a rockstar...

My my, I wish I were more interesting.

Today's been good. I uploaded some pics, surfed around a lot. Pretty much an uneventful day. I love sitting on the internet all day...when I can.

Sloth, that is my ultimate sin...sloth and I, we get along.

I need friends

Ok so today has been interesting...

Finally got that digital camera. Not the best ever, but I'm not exactly a photgrapher, so I don't find it matters all that much. So that's what I look like as of about 4 hours ago...love the totally messed up room in the background. Yeah...lovin' it. Anyway, aside from getting a camera, my copy of the Collector's Edition of...
Read More

Ok, so pictures didn't work out as planned. Guess I'm just going to have to get my own damn camera and take pictures of myself.

And in other news, my truck is broken again. POS.

glhf
goodpoltergeist

Ok, so I have yet to get around to locating a recent decent picture of me, so I'll get on that tonight. What's special about tonight? Well, it's my girlfriend's second birthday party (not her 2nd birthday, eww. No, it's her second one this year, the first a celebration of family, this second a celebration of friends. So, I will make sure that there are...
Read More