Yay party! Nyssa told lots of details, so read her post about it cuz I don't feel like typing a whole bunch.

"Light as a feather, stiff as a board."

I have pictures to post when I get a minute... I'll be updating so check back.

I'm really pissed I missed the Pirate Porn Bloopers.

I've gotta pee and I'm hungry too so maybe this...
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sorry about last night.

I'm better now. mostly. except i got almost no sleep.

funny how 90 minutes of sleep can be refreshing enough to start a new day... though I have a weird zoned-out feeling.

Lemme fix that picture... That's better. That's New Year's Eve in Anchorage at a bar called Darwin's Theory. Sometime soon I want to post some more pictures from that...
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"Men are smug asses," said Cynthia. "Just smuggies. They're just a big smuggy. All the ones who think they allthat suck. Cuz you got here just like i did, though your mother's vagina, so don't be thinkin you allthat, just because you got three legs and balls."

my uterus is trying to turn inside out. i ran out of medicine for it and lost my...
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Sorry, guys. Goob gets moody sometimes.

The new picture is kinda ugly but that's what I look like when I'm not smiling so I'm leaving it up for a little while. Now you know what I'm really like.

I worked a busy shift tonight and made some decent cash, so I'm in a little better mood. Still, it's been a week since I got laid...
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No.

Here is a link that I thought was hilarious. Others might not think so. Ray probably would have thought this was a great idea.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

Here is a bunch of cartoons my friend made. I like the haiku and the angle grinding ones best. The two characters are real people and they are just like that really.

http://www.seanmcbride.com/tony/tony01.html

Isn't this funny... imagine having to save...
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I'm such a fucking girl.

Yeah, yesterday sucked. I can pretend that I don't care about "St Hallmark's Day" but then I end up feeling completely shitty and alone.

Then today I called to find out my schedule for the coming week and they said "same as last week". Which would mean I am at work or school every single morning and evening, every single day of the week except...
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